westphalian
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I used to think about exploding into her body as well
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Yeah, get some Cane toads while you are at it
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Lightweight
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I must be an old bigot Gobby cos if you showed up at my place to give me a quote on dismantling a 40ft Ash with a blue Mohawk I’d sooner give the job to someone who said be’jesus after every sentence
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I heard he took off with some travellers
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ROFL with the (hopefully ) tongue in cheek posts on here, what with eugenics and fascism. At the very expensive boarding school wot I went to, I was head of the debating society. We were taught to always end a reasoned argument with “knobhead” ?
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“I didn’t do well” FFS. Grammar!
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I’m saving 2L pop bottles to float a duck house in the middle of my pond. Small beer compared to yours though
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also i am one of only several hundred people in the UK who have made fire with friction on a Ray Mears weekend course. (true) i use petrol now to start my wood stove going (less than true) -
on a wild camping trip a few years ago i went for a dump behind some gorse. as a committed environmentalist i always burn my bog paper and put a rock on my coil. the fucking gorse went up like external cladding. i ran pants round my ankles shouting to my brother to get the fuck out of there. he is greenpeace to my friends of the earth and insisted we stay and douse the flames with the whole weekends water supply.
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i'm gonna have to stop telling porkies to you lot cos you believe em. only the truth shall pass my lips from now on. i can still get an erection, i have a full head of hair, i'm not 3 stone overweight, i still bat off women with a shitty stick and can ascend with SRT without pausing for breath after only a few strokes
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26 but I couldn’t argue
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If yer start to get desperate I was in the TA for a year. Captain in 223 Field Ambulance RAMC You don’t need to address me as Sir though
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So is a gorger a settled person or can it apply to Irish travellers?
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What difference does it make? Also, would you recommend the book?
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Well right now he cleans the fag ends out of the local working men’s club urinals. I said to stick at it cos the bloke that does the women’s bogs has lung cancer and can’t live forever
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Mines “lick it, it tastes of Winalot”
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I had a figure of 8 sawfly 20 years ago
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I was married,had a career and him when I was his age. He’s gonna pack in his job to go and do bar work in some Canadian ski resort for a season . It’s all EXPERIENCES these days and not roots
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Before mechanism of farming they were in high demand, much like the Eastern Europeans of today. Then they lost their job and the rest is history Much like the problem with Ulster. Every fucker south of Carlisle that moved to Ireland from Norman times on assimilated into Irish culture. The Protestant Scots didn’t and so the trouble began ( not forgetting the massive injustices to the Irish from the British) Travellers chose not to assimilate
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Yeah but unless your dad told you you didn’t know this would be the case when you were old and bald. So, when u were 16/18?
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I love everything trees and chainsaws but am an amateur. When I was at school I wanted to be a marine biologist. I was good at biology and fancied getting paid to dive in the Caribbean. My biology teacher persuaded me to take a more realistic route. 35 years on I could have seen myself in your line of work but I was an inner city kid and WTF was arboriculture? My son is floating around doing fuck all. I know I shouldn’t try and persuade him to do my fancies but why did you lot choose what you did? Drifted into it or went for it?
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My next door neighbour farmer who hates travellers because he gets a shit load of grief from them, tipped asbestos in his old quarry, come tip, where I go rabbit shooting. We are all bigoted, we all cheat on the law, we all feel aggrieved with our lot but some more than others. Eggs, isn’t it a viscous circle that travellers chose to be separate from main stream society but then have a chip about it? I would never have started this thread if I wasn’t pissed off with illegal fly tipping (and had a few cans)
