westphalian
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I have but my fault. I just used some cordage I had not knowing it’s friction qualities . Won’t happen again plus I no longer use prussik /Blake’s for descending
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My wife [emoji26]
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I would love to hear this bloke give a 10 minute lecture in an hour. Agree with eggs, absolute Kleenex user
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God! In that case you will love Leviticus [emoji8]
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bloody hell, got worried for a minute when looking up Deuteronomy for the above... Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." (Genesis 38:7-10) hopefully a Kleenex doesn't count as the "ground". i love superstition, so funny
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this is my favourite Deuteronomy 25:11-1: If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
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Can only speak for myself, have been life long Labour but will not vote for corbyn for reasons so obvious no need to define
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That’s sexist. No I meant a problem with the vibram grip sole. Honest
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A friend of mine had some female boots. She found it difficult branch walking backwards for some reason
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You can pm me anytime for advice mate
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Was the owner present? I would have bought some turf and top soil, felled it then filled in the dent and bill for the dismantling [emoji8]
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The 80s!!! What did you use to keep your axe sharp? I was reading in a history book also that those hemp ropes you used then were heavy -
If the country wasn’t fucked before it is now. These tossers have the following priorities 1 their ego 2 their party 3 the common good
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Got mine off internet Just google climbing holds. eBay etc
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Yes and not quite. I’ve been climbing this tree for 25 years although today I used a zigzag. I didn’t know what you were on about at first but then I zoomed in on my gorgeous mug. It has been sunny in County Durham but that’s shadowing from the leaves
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they can laugh all they want. it's rare when i get a tradesman in. finding a good one is difficult and even when you do you have to wait ages. only last week i put a new mains point in simples
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You are a lucky man.
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How many warnings are you allowed on here? Might be worth one??
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Remember when the British legal system was the envy of the world?
westphalian replied to Inoff the Red's topic in The Lounge
I had whiplash once. Lasted a day -
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I still miss jimmy hill
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Remember when the British legal system was the envy of the world?
westphalian replied to Inoff the Red's topic in The Lounge
I feel sorry for the young uns. You can’t even have drunken sex anymore. I didn’t know of any other kind til I was 25. My daughter knows of 2 women who have falsely accused a casual fling of rape -
You have hit it on the head. It’s visualising what can happen next and then planning for it. YouTube is a brilliant educational tool, even the “funny” fails. I remember one where the bloke had rigged a heavy limb and when he had finished the cut it swung onto his leg causing a terrible compound fracture. He would have just thought “ I cut the branch and it falls to the ground. Simples”
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Yep, never failed for me but sometimes I prefer middle of nowhere with a bottle
