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GarethM

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  1. Never a fishermans fish wife tho!
  2. I've eaten out to help out the occasional fishermens girlfriend 🙂
  3. I'll put down my jaunty little hat, I'm definitely a land lubber. I don't want to hear stories of the Seven salty sailers on the Seven seas and they're addiction to looking for whales.
  4. The phrase is stranger things happen at sea.
  5. Well if you've a wife, they frown upon having a gf aswell
  6. You still need to know the lingo even if it's not your bag 🙂.
  7. How is that "Art"
  8. She was faking it tho
  9. Can we atleast mincemeat it first, maybe offset the gaging feeling with a bit of Owen Jones thrown in ?. The smugness might improve the texture of vapid bland wife cheater.
  10. Handcocks looses so it's hand and member for tea
  11. Please be careful how you write your protest placard tho as I sense "Weights not dates" might get you hauled away!.
  12. It brings some very weird full facial images to mind, but I suppose 50% plastic over 50% fake boobs evens things out ?.
  13. Easy to catch if the portions are a bit out of 🙂. Wasn't nature's most cunning prey a predator film ?.
  14. Well you can always eat vegan, lean mean but probably a bit chewy
  15. Plus, if they're taking the whole body, would that make the abattoir the funeral director. How would you dehumanise it ?. The other TV reference would be league of gentlemen, the special stuff.
  16. Does the label of origin say, Dave with a little smiling picture?. It sounds very Douglas Adams restaurant cow. And where do they draw the moral line, I'm alive but here is my perfectly usable leg ?.
  17. Already there I'm afraid, hormones are measurable in waste water and can't be removed so get flushed out to sea. Which I assume also means digestate spread as a fertilizer also contains it along with micro plastics. Sperm counts have fallen by something like 50% already, so it might already be happening.
  18. Woooah, forced sterilisation is a completely different scenario. I did say sell bottled water to those that are rich enough. In terms of the consumerism, guessing you're meaning the pointless toys that just get worse every year ?. Tech wise I think we are almost at peak plateau, you can't get any faster. I think certain things like appliances are already there, washing machines and fridges are a good example as they're made mostly in one factory with just different controllers.
  19. It's not mental, having kids is one of the few things in life you don't need a license, qualification or even training to do.
  20. On the one hand the feckless can be feckless without worrying, maybe make bottled water expensive for those that can afford kids ?. Sounds very authoritarian but I'm sure the evil spin masters can make it cute and caring?.
  21. Birth control in the tap water wouldn't be the worst idea in the world.
  22. My pre and post numbers was just for cars initially 🙂. I only got the 3.5ton under the relaxed rule change, granted we can all use a tractor with upto 31ton now which is bloody scary.
  23. And then probably having to start again doing their tests 🤣
  24. Check the back of your license, it's all listed there. If you update the license they might increase it automatically if you have the C1E tickets. Did mark have E ?
  25. Sadly the gdp thing has been taking over for the last 20 years. Accountants obsessed about the bottom line they would refuse to repair something cheaply over buying something new at 3x the price.

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