Sandworks

My Honda powerhouse gets any dodgy or old petrol/2stroke mix..... Never misses a beat..... Think it would run on cats urine really... Was given 60 l of petrol diesel mix.... Forecourt faux pas. Ran fine on it.... Found a gallon of 2stroke I left in a hedge last year.... Threw it in the powerhose... Grand..... I certainly wouldn't put it in a saw though.......

What's the going rate for. 130 hd Galv chassis then?

A great loss to his family the all blacks and the rugby world..... He had a kidney transplant a few years ago.... No justice is there, a great dedicated family man!

But seriously, whiter lectric tape and wire.... Batt fencer a hungry pores will reach about 7 feet to nibble ....

Aw no! Spat me tea out😝hehe!

Put it this way..... Girlfriend arrived in and oh it was raining then? Harness ropes spikes trousers all steaming over the stove🐋

Crept the pig will up root the tree....

As a person well acquainted with horses and trees and ones love for munching on the other, I strongly recommend shooting the horse and leave it beside said trees..... As a warning to other horses🔫⚰🐎🌳😂

A guy goes into a tree surgeon to apply for a job... The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?" "We are tree surgeons", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.😂

Shiny on the outside...... What's underneath is what matters.....

This is an issue I get when cutting large quantities of decking timber, my solution is just get a battery drill and flat light wire brush run the drill so that it brushes from the back of the tips to the front .... Then do the other side..... To do this run the drill in reverse..... No damage to tips, we 40 on clean blade slows down the build up also

But all that would do is create a new leak Jon!..... And think of the mess..... There are specialist companies in South Africa who deal with this issue in novel ways.... Things like tear gas, and barbecue seats and flame throwers....😂

Off with family, good grub, vino and pisstakes!

Only use old gear, everything will be covered in a sawdust resin....... Oh yeah leathers rather than chainsaw spec trousers and jacket..... Or better still sub it out..... And the timber is very heavy.......and then you have the headache of every turner for 50 miles on the scrounge🗣

Heh heh....... Not a gorilla butor a Landrover but😂

Yup😝 there's a downside to everything

Jon your inbox needs tipping off again👍🏻

Well that stands to reason, but my stove spends most of its time tamped down so there is a cycle of cooling and slow burn.... Anyway saves facing how many beers I have knocked back🙈

9 ball in the gun for "visits"

Ah go on a case at least the first time

Spent Shot gun cartridges littered around the dash, yard suitably littered😋

Had them all and keep going back to the unicender, but you need to. Add bits to make them last... First one lasted 11 months... But I was taking the p's is.... Bombing out of Canopys.....😝

Need to get the temps fairly high, then keep adding them for best effect hic😜

SCHWING😍have a major desire for one of these........

It's the manganese in the cans that breaks down the creosote on the flue lines, when the flue cools the creosote just flakes loose and drops, I ahem( good excuse for beer) do this quite often as I have 5 'of helical flue into a 14 foot chimney and check it every couple of months only sweep once a year, only a handful of Krud , though the 90degree needs scooping out about every 6 weeks. I mix any arising timber with seasoned timber......