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Stubby

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  1. Aaawight then gezzers ! πŸ™‚
  2. Aaarrrgh . πŸ™‚
  3. Stubby

    Jokes???

    Bang on . Watched it again the other day as it happens . Hence the joke . πŸ™‚
  4. Stubby

    Jokes???

    Air line pilot talking to co pilot just after landing . Not realizing the mike is still on says Wow I could to with a nice cappuccino and a blow job . Stewardess runs down the isle to switch the comms off . Man at the back shouts Don't forget the coffee love !
  5. Is it a knife ?
  6. Willow . Stick a bit back in the ground , if it sprouts probably Willow .
  7. 4 sleeps !
  8. Stubby

    Jokes???

    22 over 7
  9. She by the looks . My spaniel does mousing if you stop and talk to someone .
  10. Morning Doug and Jase . Early birds !
  11. Whats the ones that Joe Marler advertises ?
  12. No Mums and Dads left alive mate . My brother and his family life in Australia and my wife's brothers and sisters are Surrey . Just me , my wife , my son and my daughter .
  13. There is nothing you can do to stop it . Its coming and that's it I'm afraid Les .
  14. Morning all . Light rain and mild . Currently 12c . Had a normal dump and walked the dog . πŸ™‚
  15. Are the Dead still going . I always thought Grace Slik had a tremendous voice and back in the 60s I was in love with her . She is an old woman now .....as I am an old man ! πŸ™‚
  16. Morning Jase . Hope you are well . πŸ™‚
  17. " I didn't have a job then I got a job " πŸ™‚
  18. Except the first one I ever heard . " Born to Run " . Great song and just about in tune . Down hill after that . " Santa Clause is coming to town " is THE most shit out of tune ( flat ) song I have ever heard .
  19. Unfortunately Mick I had just used the last one up on the Jehovah Whiteness . πŸ™‚
  20. I thought the local Salvation Army band were crap the other day .
  21. ACDC drummer Colin Burgess has died ,.

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