the village idiot
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I met up with our good friend Dean Lofthouse this morning. The previous evening he had attended the Worlds Most Environmentally Friendly Person competition. He told me " There were only three competitors, the former Manchester City manager, the Queen- who looked smaller than I remember, and that bossy lady off the telly who does that house renovation program- Sarah something or other. The football manager wiped the floor with them!" "So from what you're telling me" I said, "and as I understand it- Roberto Mancini's more greeny than teeny weeny Queenie and the on screen meany Beeny Deany?"
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Hi Phillipa, sorry to butt in. Do you have your own mill?
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Excellent stuff Jamie:thumbup: I'm relieved you didn't take too much inspiration from the content of some of these ditty's:001_rolleyes:
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I bumped into our good friend Woodyguy yesterday. He told me proudly that the actor from 'The Wicker Man' had purchased a forest and had named it after him. Woody said he would love to go and have a nosey, and did I think it would have public access? To which the only sensible answer was: "Edward Woodward's 'Woody Wood' wouldn't Woody"
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:lol: Fantastic!
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That is hilarious Shavey, nice one
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:lol: Brilliant:thumbup:
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Thank you for clarifying that Pete
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A chap we all know, 'billyhilly' Got teased as his name was so silly The long years of taunting He found rather daunting So exchanged for a much better Willy
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A Silky Future There once was a chappy named Paul Who set up his own climbing school They flocked from afar On foot and by car To attend the best college of all. Said Silky "Now you all watch me This is how you dismantle a tree. You cut, chop and lop From bottom to top And take all the logs home for free." Paul saved up many a dime By teaching these people to climb. But the best thing of all Is that our friend Paul Became the happiest bloke of all time.
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Good work that man! And what an active imagination!
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That's fantastic Shane:thumbup: Have you written any more?
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Come look at the size of my horn beamed Stubby, no longer forlorn Those tablets I got have right hit the spot I can finally dispense with the porn
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Do you live alone Richie?
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Brilliant:thumbup:
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It's a simple one, but I've been really struggling lately to say 'Ride Widening' Bit of a problem when you're trying to sound like a professional woodsman!
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:lol:
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Genius:thumbup::thumbup:
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Pass
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Whilst taking a stroll with my badger It clamped it's jaws on my nadger The pain was electric My nut sack went septic The itching is driving me mad.....(ger)
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:lol: That's billiant:thumbup: Nice one Peat
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The trouble with people from Devon..
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The Village Idiot . In box full of dead wizzards
the village idiot replied to Stubby's topic in General chat
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When I first saw Felix The Chopper He was drunk as a skunk, good an' proper He was out in the street No shoes on his feet Waving his dong at a copper.
