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  1. AHPP
    If you don't screw the ladder down, I assume the mill slides on the ladder and the ladder sticks to the wood?
  2. AHPP
    Do you screw it down to a cut surface?
  3. AHPP
    I like to think it’s something racy. Ideally not a fly fishing vest full of Semtex.
  4. AHPP
    Burka. Keep up.
  5. AHPP
    I once attended a lecture on feminist jurisprudence in a little black dress and high heels, also sporting a skinhead. Went down a treat. I’ve since made further use of the heels with my burka. Got ID checked on the door of a bar once. My driving licence was in my phone case, tucked in the garter of my stockings. Bouncer took one aghast look at my hairy thigh and waved me in. Proceeded to win a dance off and score a crate of WKDs for my mates.
  6. AHPP
    Ash gets conifer sap off your hands btw.
  7. AHPP
    I meant tree work over the height limit (if the height limit exists).
  8. AHPP
    Ever claimed?
  9. AHPP
    Good answer. Different question but nevertheless a good answer.
  10. AHPP
    Killing people a necessity of life. Deep, man.
  11. AHPP
    Have the petrol engines got a good reputation? The 998cc 3 cylinder in the 107 is chain driven and apparently hard to go wrong with.
  12. AHPP
    Sorry, no. My little Peugeot (107) is on 14" steels. Did consider a Panda for the AWD and roof rails but the Yellow Peril came up and was just too cute. In hindsight, I could have waited and then I probably wouldn't perennially have an inch of water in the back footwell.
  13. AHPP
    The spanner in the works.
  14. AHPP
    It is. They can only die once. No care costs etc. Try paralysing a 37-year-old hedge fund manager with six dependents or bilaterally blinding a wildlife photographer at National Geographic. That's the expensive stuff.
  15. AHPP
    You beauty. I was about to spend appreciably more on a set of Michelin Crossclimates for the car. Always wanted some Nokians but ended up with other stuff by quirks of fate.
  16. AHPP
    Maybe for a fourteenth offence while on a bender for forty other things. Otherwise no chance. Someone pulled a baton on me the other week (not at work). Witnesses. Police couldn't have cared less. One control room bint told me it was a civil matter because it was connected to a civil matter. "Smashing. I'll go back and kill him then."
  17. AHPP
    I took me half an hour to open the van and two sheds earlier. It was like a Tomb Raider puzzle. Had to use the kitchen gas to defrost my way into the shed where the blowtorch is kept before I could use that to open everything else.
  18. AHPP
    The bassist in my band was expecting his first child a week ago. Having seen the forecast, I nearly remarked to him that he should shoe his car in winter tyres, just in case the child should present itself at an inopportune moment. Then I remembered he's young so wouldn't take my advice anyway so I didn't bother. One day later, snow. One day after that, the child. He made it to the hospital, peering through a pane of ice but he hadn't stacked the odds in his favour. Firm winter tyre fan here.
  19. AHPP
    So be it. What price do you put on your integrity? Let the pragmatists at it. They'll eat each other eventually.
  20. AHPP
    Stop doing dolescum work.
  21. AHPP
    Where are you roughly? I've had recent exposure to the postcode lottery of healthcare in this shithole. Interested to see whether your experiences fit in my model.
  22. AHPP
    What the arse has this got to do with anything?
  23. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    AHPP replied to Burnham's topic in The Lounge

    Doug and dug Auld pals Sniffing baws and slaying hoors
  24. AHPP
    Same applies to Doug.
  25. AHPP
    Is it that the cold neutralises a lot of smells and they're going wild on the ones being pumped out by active heat sources? ie Is it that they can smell themselves and you?

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