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A Loncin is only £370 + VAT! I am constantly in awe of how things that can do so much work can be made so cheaply. Imagine giving one to a medieval grain miller. He could do a year's work in an afternoon.

Go on. Post the videos (of course there are videos) to really take your licks. It'll be good for the superego.

I'm not sure who was being misleading through ignorance or mischief but it wasn't me. I didn't give a botanical answer because I know that I don't know enough to give one. I did do exactly as I'd do standing in the garden, try to serve their interests. If they can do without that bit of garden, just leave it for six months and look again. If their daughter's getting married here in three weeks, I'll cut them down tomorrow, sir. If he wants strictly botanical advice, it won't cost him anything to forget what I said.

Value is subjective. They might be goths. They might be blind. They might need them to block a view for a particular period of time. They might need the shade. They might need the shadow hitting the kitchen window to remind them to feed the cats. Hence my (I think) fairly open minded approach.

Get Mike to give you a hand.

Interesting. Was under the impression they were indestructible. Maybe Briggs need a bit of sympathy after all… I bet you could flatten the head yourself with a sheet of glass and sheets of sandpaper if it was warped. Fairly cheap experiment. What do you think’s causing it? Does it sit at a funny angle while running?

Not a clue. Never seen one burned like that. The good thing about my suggestion though is that you don’t need to know anything about trees.

On that sort of heritage, calm down, Branston. I want a sandwich shorter than it is square.

Please do. There's nothing more annoying than people asking a question then disappearing with no thanks or conclusion.

Work it, baby.

He actually said 'On my neighbour's side of the centre-line of the ditch.' The boundary could be his top edge, the centre-line, the neighbour's top edge or somewhere else. But yeah. He's got what he needs to work it out probably. But yes, our message aligns, @daltontrees. Responsibility generally goes with ownership. If the boundary isn't straightforward, your next port of call, @Pidgeonpost might be some kind of property/surveying forum. Hope this all answers your question?

I like them. Better sound quality and there's an amount of etiquette that goes with them. Plus fashion. People hang on to things like five digit landline numbers to quietly flaunt their establishment.

It's his responsibility if it's his tree. The boundary could be along the middle of the ditch or it could be somewhere else. It could be defined in deeds/land registry entries. It could be vague. It could be that you have to work it out with reference to things like the hedge and ditch rule. Is the tree part of more vegetation there, now or previously? It's a big ditch. I assume machine dug, relatively recently, or at least enlarged recently? What country are you in?

Eucs go as far as relying on it. There was a heartbreaking thread on here a few years ago, that I think of often. A member had built a lovely house in a little parcel of a euc forest in Portugal. So the story goes, the owner of the rest of the forest torched it for the timber regeneration, torching this poor bloke's home with it. FOUND IT: https://arbtalk.co.uk/forums/topic/107574-timber-frame-house/

Ask yourself how quickly you need an answer. We can guess and maybe you'll get it cut down, which costs you. Or leave it for a year or two if that doesn't inconvenience you greatly. If it survives, it'll be free. If it does need doing then, it won't be any bigger and you can have been putting a tenner a week away to pay for it.

Mum and dad have just lost the faithful old wire phone. Same handset for forty years. You could hear the little dits as you dialled it. I'm sat looking at the empty rawlplugs, like the height marks on a doorframe of a lost child. Replaced with some ting tong Fisher Price bullshit on a base station that plays music. That'll last a year or two before the battery goes.

Thought similar. But... I'd be interested to see a site sketch map. From the photos, it looks like a MEWP would be sat in the road. I'd feel safer in that tree than in a MEWP in a road lane, protected by plastic cones from the absolute retards you encounter on the roads in their 50 mph, 1000 kg darwinism boxes. Correction: I wouldn't just feel safer. I'd be safer.

I had the good manners to not say bats.

Put your hands down. No foul. What do you do then? Connect wires in one of those green boxes on the side of the road? Spike up poles to make calls with a comically large handset? Thrash out million pound deals with Peter Jones? Steal iphones from a moped?

No. I just apparently don't know much about Land Rovers. Wikipedia says it's a trim package so I assume it's just that and nothing to do with County Tractors. Fine. It's quite plausible they might be sent somewhere for aftermarket running gear though. You know, if someone wanted one that worked.

What did County do to it? I can understand them modifying things like the mk5 Transits by adding 4wd systems but Land Rovers already have that.

What's this stint of commuting into the smoke for? You've been at it a few weeks now.

Ducks are messy in a wet sense but I understand don't tan your plants as badly and do eat slugs. Chickens will ruin everything. Ducks characterful too. I'll probably get some. My mate's geese wander round my side already but are fenced out of the vegetable patch. Good guard animals, good eggs. I've got courgette seeds in the outside bed. And sunflowers, onions (seed, not set) and some other stuff probably. Away from it atm. Interested to see if anything's broken through the weeds on my return. I do feel wasteful in a sense. I have the space and time a lot of people would kill for. If it was truly my patch, I would probably try and get other people in there working it harder. But it's my mate's and he's fed up of other people so I'm just ticking it over for him. I could do with running a commune type thing really. Or maybe just having a wife who likes the aspects of gardening that I don't. Apply within. Position comes with own copy of Mrs Beeton's and after passing a probationary period, a cow. How big's your garden? I bet you could do chickens. I don't find them that dirty. The rats are 90% overspill from the chickens, ducks and turkeys my mate's side. Have had no problems to speak of with them so far (six months). Probably lost about an eggcup of grain.

I've got lettuce growing (outside) primarily to feed the chickens. Was advertised as producing year round. Will put some in the tunnel; interested to see whether it grows better inside. Would do beans too, since the idea has now entered my eyeline. Again mainly for chickens. Not big on eating them myself. Polytunnel was already there but in poor order. I built new ends, made the doors open the right way and put new plastic on. Laid a slab walkway, put some potting benches along one side, manured beds the other side. Recommissioned it as it were. Same as the other buildings. It doesn't take a lot of ripping out broken shit and installing a few straight lines to make something neat and usable (capable even). Like the pavilion, my HQ. Pulled out the floating floor, put some wall panels on some drafty bits, took the broken roof off, spent ages flipping tin sheets around on the ground to overlap the nail holes with good bits of others, put it back on, installed a gutter into a load of linked barrels. Inside, built benches, put some old cupboards in. Even have a work bench with a vice on the corner. Just put a door on it to keep the hens out and the broody one in. It's a lovely place to be. I go up on a morning and read John Seymour on Self-Sufficiency and arbtalk. Occasionally twat rats with the 22 from my chair. When the coffee runs out, I find something that looks shit and potter on making it less shit. Whole story is this. My mate rents the whole 2000 square metre (half an acre) compound but only uses 700 (a sixth of an acre). The 1300 (one third of an acre) "my" side was trashed from a previous tenant. Broken glass and Monster cans everywhere. Holes in everything from air rifles. Total vandal. I'm in there primarily to tidy it up, make it a blank canvas for someone who could really make something of it. I enjoy doing infrastructure like buildings and water but since I'm there it seems silly to not do a bit of actual gardening so I'm dipping my toe in. That's part of maintaining it anyway, having things happening with the soil.