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difflock

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  1. As a 60 year old gentleman, wit a slightly younger wife, cough cough, a guid job the weans are still no under the same roof, cos, nudge nudge, wink wink! 2 stoats-in-a-sack . . . widnay 'ave a luke in.
  2. Al the more reason to hate the other fuckers, being easier to really hate ones own relations. Just saying like.
  3. Those Victorian Lunatic Asylum's had some lovely grounds for the inmates. And they were proper secure too.
  4. I proper got the hots for your Daisy Etta there Billhook.
  5. Paul, based on shafting tools with riven or carefully selected lengths of round Ash saplings this 40 years, such knowledge being handed down from my father, also as an adolescent making reasonably successful longbows from Ash saplings. I believe my father also recounted Ash being used, and of preference for cart shafts, due to its resilence. Hence my puzzlement at dead Ash trees being "bruckle", which fact I also readily acknowledge. Cheers Marcus
  6. But seasoned felled Ash is tough and strong. What mechanism is responsible for the difference? regards marcus
  7. Eggs, Quite seriously, I do, and I have stopped and offered/provided help to stranded motorists, etc. etc. But the behavouir we have observed is not easily misunderstood. Like one neighbour, that had got several quantities of jam, turned up at our back door one afternoon, clutching a 6-pack of eggs(they sell eggs, or did then ), spoke to me about sommat, did not return any pots, and left still clutching the 6-pack of eggs? Was I meant to offer him money for the eggs? That particular incident has perplexed me ever since. Another neighbour did bring round eggs, but only by way of an apology for near shooting me with a .243!
  8. Most probably.
  9. On the other hand since the wife started growing fruit, then buying sugar at retail prices, buying jampots(40p each, at the pallet rate or £600/£700.00 for the pallet, which we paid), tending the garden, picking the fruit, and lovingly making superb "organic" jam. And only asked for the pots back, in return. Over about 10 years experience. (i) Most people cant even be arsed to return the pots, at all. (ii)Most of those that return the pots are too lazy to remove the labels and wash them out properly. We have got some quite disgusting boxes/bags of stinking pots, from some surprisingly "well bred/middle class" people too. Literally only 1 or 2 people return the pots clean, and one of them is an Aunt, the other is a farmers wife. It does make us wonder. mth
  10. bugger me! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/06/30/bojo-can-give-economy-back-mojo-ditching-left-wing-toryism/ Bojo's Mojo first mentioned in die Telegraph! Whoda thunkit!
  11. site was playing up when I tried to "quote"
  12. dual citerzenship cisternship? down-the-shitter-ship or wot!
  13. Because, from many years of experience, it makes some individuals "feel important".
  14. So why did they not take the vehicle to a more suitable location? Since per their lack of protective gear or specialist personell, no hazards were/are present. NOPE Simply fuck the driving public about quite needlessly. IMHO!
  15. I thought they were all migrating to Portrush for the Open?
  16. Ho Hum/shit happens.
  17. P.S. Just to add, with no malice toward Krpan intended, BUT I can only presume Krpan knowingly save pennies on stuff like the quality of the hydraulic ram plating, as mine from relatively early days started pitting, mostly due to the valve block leaking and allowing the ram to lower itself under the pull of gravity. It has however ALWAYS been stored under cover. mth
  18. I fear BoJo is far too clever(quite literally and as evidenced by his academic prowess) for his own good as in he never required to knuckle down or kow-tow to succeed, it all came so natural and easy, so gifted but shallow or easily distracted. Or so gifted as to not give a fuck.
  19. Tsk tsk the correct ackronyn please "T.B.A.G"
  20. In my ignorance, but kinda understanding how 1st World Militaries probably/almost certinly work, I would presume the aircraft's 10 minute availability was down to "SOP's" i.e. Standard Operating Plan's, kicking in. As a result of pre-set conflict triggers being tripped and setting preset plans in motion..
  21. On the other hand Eggs, and I am not suggesting you do it, but since we built ourselves a right big slap of a house in its own field(no fancy motors though) I have noted that some tradespersons choose to adjust their prices to what they mug/imagine market will bear, based on their subjective client wealth assumptions. Our first experience of this was a window cleaner, who should have been a multi millionaire at his effective hourly rate. 2nd was the bloke that hung the wallpaper. There have been a few others, though in all honesty remarkedly few. But it means some of the wealthy have got burned or heard the stories, and are therefore defensive. A bit like a nervous apprehensive dog being more likely to bite.
  22. Subtle Scots seduction "Brace yersel Morag" Or has that chatup line been replaced by something more PC?
  23. Sorry about that David, I will try and keep the wife calmer the next time, but it had been over a week since . . .
  24. P.S. I read an earlier account of this same Court Case, in which the Cyclist was described as a proper "Oik", with accredited online boasts of his reckless cycling prowess as a courier, and his use of a "fixie" is it the fixed wheel bicycle with no front brake etc etc., etc etc.
  25. Just make sure they are (i) middle class, or (ii) Insured.

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