We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1.*Shopping is NOT a*sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1.*Crying is blackmail.
1.*Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!JUST SAY IT!
1.*’Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1.*Come to us with a*problem*only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.*Sympathy*is what your girlfriends are for
1.*A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a*doctor
1.*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1.*If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us
1.*If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1.*You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.*Not both…!!*If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1.*Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1.*Christopher Columbus*did not need directions and neither do we
1.*ALL men see in only 16 colours, like*Windows*default*settings.*Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.*We have no idea what mauve is.
1.*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1.*If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
1.*If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1.*When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1.*You have enough*clothes
1.*You have too many shoes
1.*I am*in shape. Round is a shape.
1.*Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the*couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it's like camping.