Gareth Smith
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Acer griseum !
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How to (or how how not to ) Cut Down a Tree
Gareth Smith replied to Stevie Mac's topic in General chat
I think someone should make some copies of it and sell it on ebay with some of them NPTC qualified stickers you can get on ebay:thumbup1: Advertise it as "become a tree surgeon for a fiver" and i`m sure you`ll be rich overnight I like the bit where he says he didnt even realise he was cutting into his own knee:001_huh: -
sad sad news, deepest sympathy to all that knew him.
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The build quality on that looks shocking, glad you got most of your money back.
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Hi all, been splitting logs by hand for ages and although I enjoy doing it I now want to buy a tractor mounted hydraulic splitter to run off the back of 2007 john Deere 6930, to save me trawling different suppliers and getting fed loads of bull**** can anyone recommend a good one. Thanks in advance
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Yeah me either and this is the first year my client noticed all the fungi growth
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Thankyou
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Fuel Blockade [circulating around the net]
Gareth Smith replied to Lee Winger's topic in General chat
I ditto that, my warrior ran like a bucket of s*** on tesco fuel ! -
haha i see me there , couple bottles of wine and arbtalk what more do you want
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Hi, I thought at first this was flamulina velutipes on an aesculus hippocastanum but then the colour put me off and i`m still learning so do any of you experienced good people have a better idea. Thanks
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Watching in complete awe, amazing people !!
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They must be mental !!
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That reg is a green Landy tipper and the z in the plate has nothing to do with Ireland, the first two letters of new style plates in this case AE indicates the area it was registered in.
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Excellent work
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A girl calls her Mother, Mum I'm getting a divorce. 'A Divorce? Why?' The mother asks shocked, 'Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5p piece. Now it's the size of a 50p piece. The mother says, 'Sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porsche, a platinum credit card, villa in marbella, kids in private school, and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?
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A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash. "What's the eggs for?" Asks the husband. She replied "every time we had crap sex i would put an egg in the box. "Not bad" says the husband, "3 eggs in 35 years. And the cash?" he asks. "Every time i got a dozen i sold them for £2 "!
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A group of primary school infants go on a trip to Ascot races to learn about horses. When it's time to take the children to the toilet it is decided that the girls will go with one teacher and the boys with the other.The teacher assigned to the boys is waiting outside when one of the boys comes out to tell her that none of them can reach the urinal. Having no choice, she goes inside and helps the boys with their pants and begins hoisting the boys up one by one holding their willies to direct the flow.As she lifts one boy she can't help but notice that he is unusually well endowed. Trying not to stare she says "You must be in Year Four"."No love" he replies,"I'm riding Silver Shadow in the 2:15!"
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School girl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from!" Mum replies, "Where's that then darling?" Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out & Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how u get babies!" Shaking her head, Mum says, "Oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies, that's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done"!
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Hi bob, just read your post about Disconnecting. Please explain a liitle more and will then speak to my dealer Monday.
Regards
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Sit on top kayaks are good if you only want to use it in the summer unless your fully prepared to wear a dry suit in winter which believe me aint comfy under your arms when paddling. Touring kayaks are great all round if you have other friends with them too so you can all go out otherwise it can be lonely. Canadian kayaks are excellent if the whole family want to go out in it providing its a big un and you have somewhere to store it when not in use. All boils down to what you want to do. Good luck with your choice O and kayaks do hold their money so if you do buy the wrong one sell it and buy new.
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Hi , sorry mine aint for sale but i would highly recommend a perception acadia touring kayak. Had mine a while now and mostly use it on the broads and local rivers and have had great fun in it in the sea. Very stable and a dry pod for lunch beers and other stuff you need to keep dry. I have added a pic of last summer me and a mate went on an approx 12 mile paddle on the norfolk broads.
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A change is good ! I`ll definately try one out when i next get the chance . Thanks
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Thanks for the feedback, i`ll have to give one a try
