Jellystock
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A middle aged woman decides to spice up her and her husbands sex life so promptly goes out and buys a pair of crutchless knickers. That evening after doing dinner, washing up and putting the kids to bed she comes down to the front room and dims the lights where hubby is watching TV. She sits on the sofa opposite..................opens her dressing gown slowly................... and parts her legs revealing her new crutchless knickers. The old man peers across while straining his neck forwards............after a moment of straining his eyes he says "Are they crutchless drawers you got on?" "Yes" she replies all seductively. "Thank Christ for that, I thought the sofa had split"
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SPOT ON. While you all keep going on about the Police, remember the Police only enforce the law. Many PC's (foot soldiers at the sharp end) are VERY frustrated at how their hands are tied. A lot of old bill join young after doing a year at McDonalds and then become trapped in the job that they end up hating because there is very little else they can do for the same money and by this time they have mortgages like the rest of us. Some who join later in life after getting a trade are able to say "Bollox to this, I resign" I know loads that would leave................. if they could. Jellystock.
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Probably due to the increased popularity of log burners recently. These yuppie types who dont like getting their manicured hands dirty have money to burn, literally!
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Once id cut the fat off a joint of beef they had today! Always feed the birds, like to watch em. Bread with english mustard on is good to watch.
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BIG thanks to my BIG brother Mick for donating a good 50-60 squids worth of his hard earned quality logs that he has pugged away at his yard. Even though I went with him and done the splitting (Mick aint very good at it, its an age thing:001_tt2:) its still very appreciated. Nice one Bruv. My burner is currently roaring a good'un, Ummm! Jellystock. I had to post this 'Big me up post' as a condition of having the logs! Dont tell him I told you though.
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ON DRAGONS DEN even, Doh!
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Thats my Fave country singer of all time and thats one of his (well, Jimmy Webbs) best songs. Great Vid to go with it too.
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WOW, how clever is that? Take 30 perfectly good bags and spend 6 hours turning em into ONE perfectly good bag! You should get Dragons on Den! Jellystock.
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Tell em where to go mate, dont have experience of this particular firm but we (midkent builders) get that type of thing from time to time. Just office divs acting as an agency trying to claw money out of your pocket! I certainly wouldnt entertain anything like that. Give me £200 and I'll pass on all the tree work that I get in my local area! I've just offered you the same deal, what dya think? Jellystock. .
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Glad I didnt go, wheres the scaffold?
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Stage 12, level 7. Can't suss it for the life of me!!!
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Shouldnt you be on the other side of the estuary on the IOS? Smashed a finger with my trowel once, wouldnt want an axe anywhere near my fingers!
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Cool aint it, when you finish level 12 let me know how you did it, im stuck!
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I heard that!
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You gotta be joking, I wont get in the bath unless its 30c! Hats off to you and the others:thumbup:
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I've had my iphone for nearly 18 months now and thought I'd share some of my favourite (free, unless marked) aps: accuweather jelly car & jelly car 2 (£) tv guide ebay google earth ihudlite (Heads up display for your car) tilt meter redbull x fighters lite r.racing lite finger physics dirt moto lite spikey lucky coins 3d horse racing lite and (£) harbor master F.A.S.T. (flight sim) GOP lite (poker) Lets golf Mpoker lite Jellystock.
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No worries mate, Im a soft shandy drinking suvverner and am not used to you 'Gruff' northerners! Where's my hand cream gone?
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:lol: I think they look great.
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No offence taken Mr tommer, I was just taken back by your choice of words.
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Ooh, handbags at dawn! Listen matey, it worked for me and I was only passing it on. Is there really any need to be so rude? Jellystock.
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Hiya Dave, this is the tame version of the Stockbridge humour, I'm sure you know that already though knowing Mick?
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I had trouble with my most dominant arm. First signs of it, follow my stretching guide as posted yesterday.
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He has the title of Britains most violent prisoner. 35 odd years inside! bronsonloonyology.com
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He was cool, a really nice bloke. Not everyone is like their brother, take me for example, Good looking, swarve, sophistimacated and I have real trade too! Jellystock
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Sorry, my fault.
