thought id have a rant on the way my day ended today !
got home after a reasonably easy day hegde cutting so popped of to the shop to get some dinner, now i live up a small lane next to a pub (thats the good bit) but you cant park up there so i drove up in the landy to drop the shopping off only to realise id lost my house key so i reversed back down the lane which is a bit of bitch to get out of and in doing so some stupid fat chavy lump of a so called women decided to try and squezze round me by mounting the kurb and wedging herself between me and the wall next to pub . i then noticed the impatient chav on her phone which really pissed me off ! so i pollitely wound down the window and told her to stop being so impateint and get off the phone ! . Now i wasnt quite expecting what happened next as the women got out her car and started a frenzied attack on my landrover kicking and punching doors, wheels the lot , !
THEN ! she proceded to grab me through the window continuasly throwing punches at me and even trying to brake my windscreen wiper off .
This went on for about ten minutes before a large crowd had gathered from the pub at which point id finally managed to get out the landy and restrain the women , ! i mean really ! at what point is it not exceptable to defend your self by way giving her a dam good slap and put her on her arse ! because by god i was close ! .
so thinking it was all over i went to get back in the landy and park up out the way when all of a sudden a lwb ford transit comes hairing down the round and comes to screaching holt no less the a dogs bollock away from the front of my car ,? to which i then hear the women shout "now your gona get it my husbands here " ! joy
the next few minutes went in slow motion as the monster of a bloke jumped from the cab and stormed towards me with clenched fists ! ooohh **** me thinks im gona get a right pasteing now ! the wife still screaming "he punched me he punched me " lucky for me there was a good few lads in the pub which managed to keep him wiping the concrete with me (thank god ) i think by this time some one had called the police which then caused the husband to start throwing threats at me and my landy saying hes gona burn it down if i go to the police etc etc , So to finish up ! what do you do ??? go through the police and then spend every waking moment worrying about your gear ??? or just put up with these pieces of excrement that live in society ??
this my sound harsh but after taking quite a few slaps from the women i hope she dies a miserable death ! rant over aaaaahhhhh that feels better