tommer9

I posted this in here as its not strictly tree related.......... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AblrTyyMLSM&feature=related]YouTube - Don't Follow Me....You Won't Make It![/ame]

So you know what a contractor is going to price a job at for every job and then undercut him to keep it in house:confused1: I am sorry to seem sceptical, but that sounds VERY fishy to me.

Got this on the way home a couple of nights ago...

A London lawyer and a Cornishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight to Newquay. The lawyer is thinking that Cornishmen are all rustic simpletons and that he can fool them easily... So the lawyer asks if the Cornishman would like to play a fun game. The Cornishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500.' As may be expected, this catches the Cornishman's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?' The Cornishman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-pound note, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Cornishman's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' And with that, he closes his eyes and tries to take a nap again. The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the British Library. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Cornishman and hands him £500. The Cornishman pockets the £500 and goes straight back to sleep. The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer. He wakes the Cornish man up and asks, 'Well! What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Cornishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep. :thumbup:

Positive air mask.

Horizontal i think....

VERY impressed with the v-twin 23hp B&S on my sawmill John.

The ultimate cure.

The clutch slip sounds a bit naff to say the least tom......something to watch, Do you think they may have got it wrong or that you may have a 'friday afternoon' saw?

Guys guys guys...hasnt anyone told you.....nostalgia is a thing of the past.....

This seems rather poignant for us white guys who like roots and culture.... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvipJg_vZc]YouTube - Max Romeo - Rasta Band Wagon - Pama Reggae[/ame]

Something like that.

You barstewards with i-phones....im going to see if theres one for the HTC now....

I have just downloaded it to the PS3.........but i have the ORIGINAL desktop white box thingy somewhere too......

Nice one. I will try to get to the APF, and the need to return mattheck books may be tha valid excuse i need to ensure i go!!

Yeah well never mind all that work related arb stuff- what about google and the playable pacman.....does life get any better?????:thumbup:

I am a bona fide, certified.......... wus:laugh1:

Mate- that is a tune.:thumbup1:

fat freddys drop- classic:thumbup: I am a black ark fan at heart though...the lyrical boaster, the toaster:laugh1:

The stuff to get you really twisted id when it has little white bits floating on the surface, and tastes a bit sour....lovely.

You ought to have a confirmation letter within the week of you submitting a plan. If not, chase them up.

Haha, i drove my tractor through your haystack last night......

That is a VERY kind offer i would gladly take you up on Tony.

Flippin brilliant sean. Love the reggae/ska/ dub sounds.