Mick Stockbridge
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proposal to boss of training
Mick Stockbridge replied to desired_affect's topic in Training & education
Hello Desired Affect,......mmmmmm, when I saw the title I thought you were suggesting to you,re boss that you should come to work in drag. In which case I would recommend a long black evening dress with matching gloves and clutch bag. And to top it off a long blond wig. Just kidding bruv. -
My wife calls it abuse, but how can it be when he enjoys it.
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Hahahahaha, me too but they are off limits at the mo......good job I,ve got the Jack Russell to fall back on.Hahahaha
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Dont get me wrong it blew like Billy O over here, I even lost me smalls off the line. Just not enough to knock any tree,s over. What you really need is two weeks of rain to soften the ground then a big blow, then you,ll get some work from it.
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Another problem with burning is insurance, my policy states that any fires should be watched over until burnt out, and that,s nearly impossible.
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This weekends storms were a song and dance about nothing. I think they over dramatise things to cover their backs. I love wind it blows out the old crap:blushing:........teehee.
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Lucy in the sky with diamonds Elto John, god knows why I hate the fag. I was only twelve though. The last was Back to black by Amy Winehouse. I hope it,s not her last.
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Damn, I,ve just lost a petzl ecrin roc on ebay cos I was writing that last post. Lardies cost me again.lol
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Well Jason, (if I may be so bold as to use you,re first name) if we were to add on the people you are suggesting then the thread would have been called "Spongers that I hate" and would have included drug addicts who can,t work, alcoholics, people that breed to attain homes and an easy lifestyle to boot and the list would go on and on. The world and Britain in particular is over populated in my opinion and would benefit from some deadwooding. I was reacting to something I saw on the T.V yesterday about fatties getting paid to lose weight. Who dreams up these idea,s.
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I,m definitely not scratching my balls on account of one of them still being swollen. I should be doing a 20% crown reduction on an Oak today but there,s no way I,m sticking a harness on. Weve got half of February booked, one to price this afternoon and the phone although slow is still ringing from time to time. Mind you I never get complacent.
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Why not chuck in some body piercings while you,re at it, give it that extra gay touch.
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I,d buy em f all. I dont have a problem with fatties so long as they fund their own greed by working, it,s the lardy arse gits on the dole that get my goat. And now the govt want to give em even more of our dosh. I know what I,d give em it,s 7.62 mm in size and guaranteed to remove one more air breathing waste of space..........Sorry if this sounds a bit harsh but I see em everyday in my area, usually with some form of grub in their skates and just as I,m unloading tools after a busy day. God I hate fat lazy gits.
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Is,nt it about time the people who work hard get rewarded ?
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The governments latest hair brain idea..................So you sit around on you,re fat backside poncing you,re way through life and then get paid to lose the lard you,ve accumulated. What on earth is happening, can anyone fathom it out ?
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I was gonna say exactly the same but did,nt have the front in case other people found them easy. Definitely hard work to reach the top.
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. its a girls game, I,m into road cycling..................Take up a man,s sport and shave ya legs.
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The Police!!!
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Roger Chipdouglas...and hello.....over and out.
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I,m only quoting my instructor. I would imagine it only applies to professionals as Joe public cannot be prosecuted for having accidents at home or in the garden. It all changes when you start earning money whatever job youre doing.
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I,ve always been under the impression that if caught using a top handle on the ground you would be fined £2000.
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I can beat that. I have a Yorkshire Terrier. She is a very good guard dog in the sense that she goes ballistic at any unusual noise........I also have a jack russell so I cant be a total poof. Dont be ashamed of having a poodle they are great dogs.
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Am I right in thinking that as well as professional checks every six months you must examine youre kit weekly and sign to say you have done so ? Thats what I was taught.
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Did,nt pay much it much attention really, it did wobble a fair bit. You would,nt catch me in it.
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I,ve never checked until now,I have the owners manual in front of me and it says MAX GROSS:2,830 kg.......KERB WEIGHT:1,675 kg.......a difference of 1155 kg.
