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  1. Mark Bolam
    My DC Tranny goes 2850 on the bridge with 2 of us, tools and dog in the cab. Leaves a payload of 650. It’s f-all really. 2.4m3 bed space without sides (which I have), and fresh conny chip going about 300kg/m3, if I’m level, I’m loaded. Then reality kicks in….. I just pop another Stella for every additional 50kg.
  2. Mark Bolam
    Are you taking the piss? There’s not 720 there in the first place!
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  4. Mark Bolam
    That makes sense, although I can’t remember getting a letter, and didn’t watch much tv back then. I wasn’t using it anyway, so doubt I could have argued it. They are still bastards for taking it though. They have taken my dreams, and my future.
  5. Mark Bolam
    I found my old paper licence which clearly shows C1E up to 12000kg. I only ever did the car test.
  6. Mark Bolam
    I did have the old bastards paper licence, and like Rich it definitely had 12000 on it. Apparently if I’d requested to keep it at that they wouldn’t have downrated it to 8250. They told me this after the event. I’m not too bothered tbh, I’m usually too pissed to care.
  7. Mark Bolam
    Depends what it says on your licence. The bastards downrated mine from 12000 to 8250 when I had to swap to a new ID licence, and didn’t tell me.
  8. Mark Bolam
    That’s the fella. He’s a really fun gi.
  9. Mark Bolam
    Those nylon strips were a dream.
  10. Mark Bolam
    Found one of me from similar vintage Mick.
  11. Mark Bolam
    There isn’t a great player in history who has never missed a pen, only those who never took one.
  12. Mark Bolam
    I thought we were the better team, and the players can feel proud of a decent performance. Small margins indeed. England need to work on their luck, that was the difference.
  13. Mark Bolam
    Just reeled up and taped. It is a bit stupid.
  14. Mark Bolam
    There seems to be some big money at play stopping the development of hydrogen. We all know electric vehicles are not a long term viable solution.
  15. Mark Bolam
    Killing trees! Bastard!
  16. Mark Bolam
    No harm in talking to both.
  17. Mark Bolam
    A 16m3 conny hedge measured in daylight occupies 16m3 of lay-by or farm track at night.
  18. Mark Bolam
    WILL YOU M A R R Y M E
  19. Mark Bolam
    @MattyF
  20. Mark Bolam
    Thanks Steve. Who would have known that Poundland would have my exact prescription?
  21. Mark Bolam
    I was ranting at my kids for constantly misplacing shoes, school bags, water bottles etc. ’WHY CAN’T YOU LOOK AFTER YOUR STUFF? IT’S NOT DIFFICULT. I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE MY STUFF IS!’ The little twin gave me an evil glare then started walking about with her arms in front of her like a blind man and squinting, saying in a speech-impaired kind of voice - ‘HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GLASSES?’ Bang to rights. @doobin, do tiles work on glasses? Asking for a hypocrite friend.
  22. Mark Bolam
    @Island Lescure here’s a really shit video I made in the workshop. The banner would go where the bog roll is. The tail is way too long here, but I didn’t want to cut the rope. You would need to set the orange with a second throwline. IMG_7255.MOV
  23. Mark Bolam
    Simple for me, I’d be doing something else.
  24. Mark Bolam
    It’s a piece of piss. You tie the banner near the knot end of a running bowline with a short tail. The tail has a loop in it. A chunky loop. A second rope passes through the loop. You use this (doubled) to haul up the banner. When it’s in place, pull out the second rope. If the banner says ‘IT’S COMING HOME’, I will find you. And I will kill you.
  25. Mark Bolam
    I lost my virginity recently.

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