Mark J

A guy went into a French seafood restaurant and asked to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheeled over a trolley with a large tank full of various species, and the man examined the dishes. "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" said the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour." replied the waiter and called out "Gervais!" A little French chef appeared with a large knife, the waiter instructed the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais was just about to slice at the poor squid when he noticed a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admitted that he hadn't the heart to kill the squid. "Not to worry" says the waiter, and called out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke came out of the kitchen. "Sir", said the waiter, "This is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!" The dishwasher wielded a huge rolling pin and was just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringed back and gave a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admitted, his lower lip trembling. "Well sir," said the waiter, "it just shows...... That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais, with mild green hairy lipped squid...

Aye. Always have a look at the width of a hedge before you price it.

In general. High prices, high standards, crack on.

Price high.

That stands to reason.

Herd immunity innit bruv.

Aye, you'd think that they would enact a lockdown straight away but non-essential shops are allowed to keep trading today. Mixed messages help nobody.

There's a bunch of shitgibbons in charge. There always was, it's just more obvious these days.

Nice tune mate. That strat tone led straight back to this jacket:

I think that butterflies look good. Many people don't have a clue about joinery, myself included. I'd probably pay more for something with technical joining things.

1967–1994: During the Six-Day War, Israel captured the West Bank, the Gaza Strip, and the Golan Heights, together with the Sinai Peninsula (later traded for peace after the Yom Kippur War). In 1980–81 Israel annexed East Jerusalem and the Golan Heights.

Snowflake.

What isn't just Israels fault? Seperate question: Do you think that a less corrupt political situation would have evolved without the annexation of the West Bank?

Not a great deal mate. Kev posted that as bait, I did what I could to diffuse it. There's bad apples in every bunch of grapes. You know I'm pro Palestine. Also, that Gatestone right-wing shitrag isn't worth the pixels that it's rendered on.

Thanks for clearing that up.

You think that's bad, you should see what the Israelies are up to. I read the article, the source is a bit shit though. I'm not sure what your point is.

She can play a bit. She doesn't quite know why she's playing some of the things she does. Blows my sausage fingers out of the water though.