Making the news today....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

53 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

Is that a euphemism for something else? If it isn't, it should be.

 

I'm just off to smack the rhino... Has a certain ring to it. 

And that's why the dogs guard the office door....  

[Mark J]

19 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

C'mon Mark, a wee search on the tinter web is only slightly more than nothing....  

 

 

Ha, you invited me to 'Find out' about you after I'd, admittedly, mocked your Title.  If I remember rightly, Eggs called for me to show some respect.

 

So I looked at what there was online about you. Nowt personal, you suggested it.

 

 

Edited April 4, 2018 by Mark J

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Ha, you invited me to 'Find out about you' after I'd, admittedly, mocked your Title.  If I remember rightly, Eggs called for me to show some respect.

 

So I looked at what there was online about you. Nowt personal, you suggested it.

 

 

T'was me, it was tounge in cheek mind.

 

Just humour him Mark, only joking.

 

When you speak/meet Mr Johnson you'll realise that he isn't as silly as some of his leftie bashing posts.

[Mark J]

I'm yet to meet anyone who fitted their online persona.  It's a weird medium where nuance and humour can be easily lost.

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

8 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

T'was me, it was tounge in cheek mind.

 

Just humour him Mark, only joking.

 

When you speak/meet Mr Johnson you'll realise that he isn't as silly as some of his leftie bashing posts.

F*ck off you Commie tw*t!

[Mark J]

3 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

F*ck off you Commie tw*t!

Easy Comrade.

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

F*ck off you Commie tw*t!

Forgotten you were supposed to be phoning someone back this evening, Adolf?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

20 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Forgotten you were supposed to be phoning someone back this evening, Adolf?

Nine....  It is not yet zee time....!

[scotspine1]

The absolute state of Britain. This country is officially a joke.

 

This guy deserves a medal.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/04/suspected-burglar-dies-tussle-pensioner-78/amp/

 

[eggsarascal]

7 minutes ago, scotspine1 said:

The absolute state of Britain. This country is officially a joke.

 

This guy deserves a medal.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/04/suspected-burglar-dies-tussle-pensioner-78/amp/

 

Don't get your knickers in a twist. He's been charged with murder, the norm when someone kills another person.

 

"IF" this goes to court it could possibly be for manslaughter. 

 

I can can just imagine the prosecution barristers "It was premeditated, you selected which knife you would stab him with, didn't you?