Making the news today....

[TIMON]

Remember "Brass eye"?

Awesome programme back in the day.
Onion news is quite funny as well.

[Gary Prentice]

On 23/01/2018 at 17:15, Mesterh said:

 

 

Laughing at others will soon be a thing of the past.

 

We can still laugh at ourselves  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(as long as we don't tell anyone, in case they get offended on our behalf)

[Gary Prentice]

16 minutes ago, matelot said:

 All male or all female events are generally going to have bad behaviour.

This wasn't the local rugby club or a girls night out from work though. As I understand it, they were all city types, bankers and financiers. People you would hope or expect to exhibit a certain level of decorum?

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

It’s getting so you can’t even give a bird a friendly squeeze of the arse to say well done.

 

I gave a tidy sort a friendly pat in a pub recently after she walked past, she kicked off and ’apparently’ there was a hand shaped red mark on her rear end that matched my hand, I don’t remember giving it that hard a whack but I was mullered mind.

 

 You’d think she’d be happy someone appreciates a good looking rear end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TIMON]

It’s getting so you can’t even give a bird a friendly squeeze of the arse to say well done.
 
I gave a tidy sort a friendly pat in a pub recently after she walked past, she kicked off and ’apparently’ there was a hand shaped red mark on her rear end that matched my hand, I don’t remember giving it that hard a whack but I was mullered mind.
 
 You’d think she’d be happy someone appreciates a good looking rear end.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Early start today, Mick?

[Mick Dempsey]

Nah, just a bit bewildered by the world these days. (Post wasn’t serious btw)

 

Is a few waitresses who have been told to wear revealing clothes getting their arses touched such a big deal? 

 

Millions raised for charity, couldn’t they just say next year we’ll change the format?

[stihlmadasever]

3 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Nah, just a bit bewildered by the world these days. (Post wasn’t serious btw)

 

Is a few waitresses who have been told to wear revealing clothes getting their arses touched such a big deal? 

 

Millions raised for charity, couldn’t they just say next year we’ll change the format?

Would you feel the same way if one of those arsed touched was your daughters or wifes....

Pretty fckn simple rules apply here

No one has the right to put there hands on another person,whether its a joke or innocent intentions.

Maybe its a generation thing but i just wouldnt slap a random girls ass

In scotland that could get you glassed

[TIMON]

(Post wasn’t serious btw)

 Mine neither...

[Gary Prentice]

It's ok, we can all stop worrying about the Presidents Club, there's a petition to sign...

[Mick Dempsey]

Arses were touched.  Some ‘Inappropriate behaviour’

 

Not really that serious is it? No need for counselling. 

 

Let’s all agree not to do it next year and put down the smelling salts.