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[Bolt]

1 hour ago, Bolt said:

It’s a shame when there’s some good discussions going, and then all of a sudden someone’s rectum.

Arse is not to reason why.

[sime42]

44 minutes ago, Bolt said:

Arse is not to reason why.

 

You're just scraping the bottom of the barrel now. The good stuff is tailing off.

 

 

[Bolt]

26 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

You're just scraping the bottom of the barrel now. The good stuff is tailing off.

 

 

The chance of further comedy has all butt disappeared.

 

[Stubby]

22 minutes ago, Bolt said:

The chance of further comedy has all butt disappeared.

 

That one just boweled me over 

[Bolt]

7 minutes ago, Stubby said:

That one just boweled me over 

Intestine times, it’s important to have some light relief.

[Capetown]

Verdict in the death cap mushroom poisoning case in oz is due soon! Guilty is my verdict.

[Stubby]

7 minutes ago, Capetown said:

Verdict in the death cap mushroom poisoning case in oz is due soon! Guilty is my verdict.

Take no notice of the man behind the curtain .....

[Johnsond]

6 hours ago, Mark J said:

@Johnsond You didn't answer what you meant when your cryptically wrote "October 23". 

 

Have a read through that Mark

Those wind farms are definitely benefiting old Chucky boy and his tax free empire. 

Royal train to be decommissioned with family to rely on two new helicopters - as annual accounts revealed

APPLE.NEWS

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The King will be bidding the "fondest of farewells" to the nine-carriage train when it stops running ahead of...

 

[sime42]

3 hours ago, Stubby said:

That one just boweled me over 

 

Were you boweled out or did you get the runs? 

[sime42]

8 hours ago, Johnsond said:

Mike just remembers Isreal bad Palestine/Hamas good, that’s as far as it goes. Facts and reality count for nothing. 

 

Does he? 

2/3. Facts and reality count for everything.