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[Mesterh]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Great, with the voice of Peter Griffin.

 

Someone described one part we saw there as watching a golden retriever rolling in fox crap.

Hey, those were my moves back in the 80's. The bitch stole them from me!

 

TBH I thought it was a piss take the first time I saw it.

 

 

 

[manco]

1 hour ago, Johnsond said:

I wish the firms I work for responsed as quick as you when it’s invoice time. Posted when we left the track and bang, back home bikes away and there you are 👍👍one of my lads was reading your posts out aloud in  the truck on the way home, right from the ridiculing the family name thing, they reckon your on it in regards the social media thing, a seasoned keyboard Meister lol 😂. 
Post up whatever it is you have to back up your accusations, don’t be shy now. 
 

clearly they are questioning if youre worth what youre charging them. im betting youre not.

might have known youd be a f*cking cyclist to add to the rest of your crimes

sounds about right, so full of yourself and your own self-righteousness and everyone else just thinks youre a useless tit

[Yournamehere]

2 hours ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Just on a technicality here: eternity being endless is infinite: the number of grains of sand in a desert (which is, I suppose, what they are alluding to) is a very large but finite number: countable: not infinite.

So a big Q.I. klaxon to the maker of that meme.

Sorry but it's been annoying me all night.

As you were.

[Mesterh]

2 hours ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Im fairly sure eternity only exists for photons, We on the other hand last for a fleeting flash.

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

[sime42]

23 minutes ago, manco said:

clearly they are questioning if youre worth what youre charging them. im betting youre not.

might have known youd be a f*cking cyclist to add to the rest of your crimes

sounds about right, so full of yourself and your own self-righteousness and everyone else just thinks youre a useless tit

 

Mate, gotta pull you up on one point there, you've gone too far this time. There's naught wrong with cyclists! Give yourself a shake. 😉

[openspaceman]

8 minutes ago, Mesterh said:

 

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

Heretic

[sime42]

1 hour ago, Mesterh said:

Is it this one. 🤣

 

 

 

 

What on earth?

 

Is that why this is the last time it's going to be in the Olympics?

 

 

[Mesterh]

16 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

Heretic

I was only joking. 

 

Apparently, when we die we are are automatically signed up up to the big forum in the sky where we can argue to the end of days on how to make the best cheese toastie.

I'm pushing a dash of wash ya sister sauce for at least 5 squllion years 

 

[peds]

4 minutes ago, Mesterh said:

we can argue to the end of days on how to make the best cheese toastie...

 

In a frying pan. Throw the toastie machine away.

[Yournamehere]

Get one of those over-sized bread rolls - big air bubbles inside, not a bagette - cut it in half, lightly toast it, melt cheese on the base, 3 slices of streaky b on that, top with blackcurrant jam, enjoy.

Thank me later.