Making the news today....

[David Cropper]

3 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Gonna have to rename you fattie-fancier123.....

Sod all wrong with Fatties, you fussy bugger.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Man goes to the park to complain about how many people there are in the park

NEWSTHUMP.COM

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Local busybody Simon Williams is looking forward to a trip to the park today, where he will post photos of other people...

 

[Khriss]

@Kev, face says it all really.  1940s Europe he'd be shining his jackboot before dawn......k

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Khriss said:

@Kev, face says it all really.  1940s Europe he'd be shining his jackboot before dawn......k

If it were a choice of having a pint with him or the porcine, cnutish, Labour Mayoress of recent infamy - who would you choose K?

 

I s’pose there’s always the chance of a knee trembler against the bins with miss piggy (assuming enough ale had been consumed to dull out her inevitable, whiny, BS and dull the senses enough to tolerate it til last orders.)
 

On reflection......  Pass the parade gloss mucker I’m off to iron my black shirt ???

[David Cropper]

10 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

If it were a choice of having a pint with him or the porcine, cnutish, Labour Mayoress of recent infamy - who would you choose K?

 

I s’pose there’s always the chance of a knee trembler against the bins with miss piggy (assuming enough ale had been consumed to dull out her inevitable, whiny, BS and dull the senses enough to tolerate it til last orders.)
 

On reflection......  Pass the parade gloss mucker I’m off to iron my black shirt ???

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

I have a desperately sinking feeling that you choose your words carefully Mr C ??

Edited April 8, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[tree-fancier123]

4 hours ago, David Cropper said:

 As to a very lonely man needing company? He would have to be extremely lonely. This comes from the least fussy bloke in the World. 

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

[David Cropper]

4 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

Obviously! I ain't a monk or dead!  You must have a degree in Stating the Bleeding Obvious.

[eggsarascal]

40 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

Any port in a storm, David. Well that's what a sailor once told me.

[trigger_andy]

12 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

What? Are you for real? Are we still talking about that fat old hag? Id seriously rather just have a chug. I think Id be physically sick, I feel queasy just thinking about it.