Making the news today....

[David Cropper]

53 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

hey come on - she's said a bad thing, but I think she deserves a second chance. She can't help the way she looks. If a very lonely man had the choice between her and nothing she would be as good as a super model

She must have a modicum of intelligence to do the job she does. Does that intelligence stretch to thinking she could get away with saying something as disgusting as that? As to a very lonely man needing company? He would have to be extremely lonely. This comes from the least fussy bloke in the World. If someone had been so incensed and said she needed gang raping,  there would be an instant, and rightly so, outcry. Boris has kids and a heavily pregnant girlfriend, did this left wing cretin not think of the anguish that would cause? What Stubby said was almost Shakespearean compared to some of the filth being said on social media. Have at it Lefties.

[trigger_andy]

5 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

The things Trump has said, there would be millions of he deserves it comments if he got it. Although Abbot Labs have apparently come up with a C19 test that gives results in under 15 minutes, so they are screening everyone who is expected to be within range of the president.

Plump women like above don't necessarily benefit from a gastric bypass, although once all the loose skin flaps have been dealt with it may make her more appealing to the 'average' suitor. I bet if money were no object and all the worlds best plastic surgeons and nutriotionists, fitness instructors etc focused just on her they could make her into a beauty queen nearly every man would lust after.

Gonna have to rename you fattie-fancier123.....

[David Cropper]

3 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Gonna have to rename you fattie-fancier123.....

Sod all wrong with Fatties, you fussy bugger.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Man goes to the park to complain about how many people there are in the park

NEWSTHUMP.COM

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Local busybody Simon Williams is looking forward to a trip to the park today, where he will post photos of other people...

 

[Khriss]

@Kev, face says it all really.  1940s Europe he'd be shining his jackboot before dawn......k

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Khriss said:

@Kev, face says it all really.  1940s Europe he'd be shining his jackboot before dawn......k

If it were a choice of having a pint with him or the porcine, cnutish, Labour Mayoress of recent infamy - who would you choose K?

 

I s’pose there’s always the chance of a knee trembler against the bins with miss piggy (assuming enough ale had been consumed to dull out her inevitable, whiny, BS and dull the senses enough to tolerate it til last orders.)
 

On reflection......  Pass the parade gloss mucker I’m off to iron my black shirt ???

[David Cropper]

10 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

If it were a choice of having a pint with him or the porcine, cnutish, Labour Mayoress of recent infamy - who would you choose K?

 

I s’pose there’s always the chance of a knee trembler against the bins with miss piggy (assuming enough ale had been consumed to dull out her inevitable, whiny, BS and dull the senses enough to tolerate it til last orders.)
 

On reflection......  Pass the parade gloss mucker I’m off to iron my black shirt ???

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

I have a desperately sinking feeling that you choose your words carefully Mr C ??

Edited April 8, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[tree-fancier123]

4 hours ago, David Cropper said:

 As to a very lonely man needing company? He would have to be extremely lonely. This comes from the least fussy bloke in the World. 

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

[David Cropper]

4 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

Obviously! I ain't a monk or dead!  You must have a degree in Stating the Bleeding Obvious.