Tales of the unexpected.

[Lee Winger]

People who promise the world end up gving you sod all! and an old fella, once told me the nicer the customer in the beggining the higher the chance they will be an a-hole when it comes to paying, how true his words are..

 

Probably not what we are looking for, but a start..........

 

Heres one, developers are rogues its not a myth! don't beleive a word they, say! and they'd drop you in it, at the drop of a hat......

Edited October 6, 2009 by Lee Winger

[Ty Korrigan]

You could always cut to the side rather than straight down, you also have to be carefull that whilst holding the branch your arm does not get pulled onto the moving chain seen this happen!

QUOTE]

CUT AND HOLD...?

Surely not in the 21st century!

Edited October 7, 2009 by Ty Korrigan

[dazlog]

When given cups and teapot etc on a tray off customer, don`t drive away with them on the pick-up roof:001_huh:

[skyhuck]

CUT AND HOLD...?

Surely not in the 21st century!

 

No never!!!:sneaky2:

[Johny Walker]

No never!!!:sneaky2:

 

is that simlar to cut & chuck

[Hollands]

When putting wraps on a porta-wrap swap the direction of the wraps on every piece you lower.Stops your rope getting twisted.

[coolie]

If youre felling Pheonix Palms for the first time,be warned that the acid can eat through a side cover overnight.To clean the saw,I have found that running with the bar tip in water then a spray of WD40(CRC) is enough of a preventative measure.

[raafbeard]

When the saw drops on your foot dislodging it

[AJarb]

Good thread Dave.

 

Never gob out a huge mouthfull of phlegm when your visor is down....

 

Or put your visor down when fag in mouth!!

[AJarb]

Don`t underestimate the Silky. Chances are you will have more accidents with it than a chainsaw. Treat it like a chainsaw IMO. I have the scars to prove it and i`m sure many others do aswell!