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too smart for the theiving scumbags TAKE 2


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HAHAHAHAHA

 

went to unload chippings today at a horsey yard past a caravan site, now before today, i thought this site to be a 'nice' caravan site, how wrong was i.

 

unloaded, driving back past said site, got stopped by 4 'caravanners', recognised one of them from a few months back (too smart for the theiving scumbags :001_smile:) asked us for fags ect, (im with 2 groundies) then starting asking where they can get climbers saws from, as 'they ave the harness and everything'

well whilst my 2 niave groundies are happily chatting aay to them, im constantly checking my mirrors, watching as they walk round the back of the truck several times.

 

anyway, after 5 mins ive had enough, as i pull away i see a 020 on the deck(where mirrors previously couldnt see) i yank the hand brake on, jump out, by which time theres no saw to be seen, we all pile out, the 2 groundies are both like come on lads hand it over' all nice and calm, i on the other hand arnt having any of it, 'wheres our !!!!!!!!! saw, blah blah blah'

 

cant find it, looked under their van, in the back ect, still no saw, now the 4 'caravanners' are getting irate, so i jump in a 6 ft ditch covered in stingers, and found the saw

 

'caravanners' couldnt understand how it got there. . . suprise suprise

 

my 2 groundies are all 'come on lads, fair game, lets shake on it'

 

i had to walk away, otherwise id have lamped the lot of them

 

 

 

they've now set themselves up as . . . (regulars on here, pm me for details) . . in histon, cambridge

 

i strongly recomend that everyone chain their saws to their van

 

guess that was just near the double bend between the 2 villages

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Youve got to be carefull with them, Just last week on a site near me a family had a row a one ended up being shot - nearly died and when i worked on the motorway a van pulled in the works hitched up a tower light erect and working and drove off. We chased in a van and called the police who caught up on the M4, pulled them over and found 2 loaded shot guns attached under the bumper.

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Had more saws nicked in Liverpool than anywhere else. And not from the caravan dwelling types either. Liverpool seems to produce an inordinately high percentage of robbing b@arstards. And I say that despite having scouse parents and having married into the scouse mafia.

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