How was your day?

[eggsarascal]

My day started fine, got Mr Johnson a coffee and off we went, him up north, me about ten miles away, get on the job and that fecking machine that worked perfectly yesterday point blank refused to start, back home grab another battery and away we go. Problem is I've got to go back tomorrow to finish the job, sort of taken the cream off the top.

[Mark Wileman]

Good! I took the day off to paint my new steel work on my pick up. Hopefully my truck no longer gives the impression I offer tarmacking and rubbish removal services.

[Mick Dempsey]

24 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

My mum used to think that Billy Ocean was singing 'Go and get stuffed'.

Yeah, once you’ve heard it, you can’t hear it any other way.

[Rich Rule]

32 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Yeah, once you’ve heard it, you can’t hear it any other way.

A bit like the version of the Game of a thrones theme tune that just say the ‘person of small stature’s’ name over and over.

 

 

[Rich Rule]

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Just now, Rich Rule said:

A bit like the version of the Game of a thrones theme tune that just say the ‘person of small stature’s’ name over and over.

 

 

Or the theme tune of Eastenders with the words “everyone’s a fucking c***

[forestboy1978]

Hurt my upper back on Wednesday doing something. Took pain killers all week got the mrs to walk all over it. Now Sunday, still hurts. Dreading this week coming...

 

Worked all Saturday viewing and calculating quotes. Worked all day today tidying the shed, putting wheels on my generator and making a battery charger mounting unit for my increasingly diverse set of battery charges.

 

Living the fucking dream....

[Mick Dempsey]

Don’t be a mug, go and see a professional.

[forestboy1978]

If it's still hurting by Tuesday I will.

[Khriss]

On 11/04/2019 at 19:33, felixthelogchopper said:

It's well known that victims of judicial hanging often orgasmed when hanged(sort of a last hurrah, I suppose) so your mistake isn't as far out as you think.

.... You need to get out more....!! And not to anymore hangings ? k