Winters not looking so hot!

[Stubby]

Soaking up the rays...

Ty

 

Tart !

[Tommy_B]

Soaking up the rays...

Ty

 

Is that you?

[skyhuck]

Soaking up the rays...

Ty

 

Wtf?

[Kveldssanger]

Front cover of the 2016 Stihl calendar, there.

[peatff]

I was splitting logs in a vest this afternoon. Wouldn't think it was December at all

 

I've read it's better if you put them in an old car tyre. Geordie temperature chart here for you.

 

GEORDIE TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

 

25degC:

Italians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.

Geordies sunbathe.

 

15degC:

Cockneys try to turn the heating on.

Geordies plant gardens.

 

5degC:

Italian cars won't start.

Geordies drive with the windows down.

 

Zero:

Distilled water freezes.

River Tyne water gets a bit thicker.

 

-5degC:

Cockneys shiver uncontrollably.

Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

 

-10degC:

Cockney landlords finally turn on the heat.

Geordies put on a jumper.

 

-20degC

Cockneys fly away to Carribean.

Geordies entertain themselves by licking drainpipes.

 

-30degC:

Cockneys cease to exist.

Geordies get out their winter coats.

 

-40degC:

White Cliffs of Dover disintegrate.

Geordie Scouts begin bob-a-job week.

 

-50degC:

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Geordie Venture Scouts postpone Outward Bound camping trips until it gets

cold enough to be a challenge.

 

-60degC:

Mt. Etna freezes.

Geordies rent some videos.

 

-70degC:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Geordies get frustrated when they can't thaw their Newcy Brown.

 

-180degC:

Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Geordie women complain about men with cold hands.

 

-273degC:

ALL atomic motion stops.

Geordies start saying...."Cold enuff for ya, like?"

 

-500degC:

Hell freezes over.

Newcastle United win the Premiership.

[Kveldssanger]

[Ty Korrigan]

Is that you?

 

Centre page pullout of Lumbersexual magazine December edition I'll have you know... hhh!

Ty

[Midge]

the best way to predict the weather in recent years I have truly found, is to expect the total opposite to the forcast

 

I belive the best way to predict the weather is to look out of the window

 

Ok, so that's not exactlly predicting it but that's what I do, ignore the forecast and just see what is actually happening outside.

[Darrin Turnbull]

Rain before seven fair by eleven

[peatff]

Rain before seven fair by eleven

 

Wind before four shut that door Are we making old proverbs up now ?