Regional wisdom and sayings

[penfold]

Said of a poor looking job, "it would look OK, too a blind man on a galloping horse"

 

along a similar vein "A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat" or ' "Watch out" said the blind man to the deaf man as he fell down a hole'

[Ben]

Saying for a village near me goes along these lines "Carn't sharn't warn't en a gunna" kind of means not a chance of you getting me to do that.

[josharb87]

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

 

One was blind and the other couldn't see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

 

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

 

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[Leyburn Lad]

those that work for nowt never go short of work.

Lesson learned many years ago mr porter

[tommer9]

Cant help sickness.

[timtree81]

if in doubt pull it out

[skyhuck]

"When I nod my head you hit it"

 

"If I want your opinion, I'll give it too you"

 

"No point having a dog and barking your self"

 

"One volunteer is worth 10 pressed men"

[josharb87]

sow youre seeds saturday night, pray for crop faliure sunday morning

[Tree Man Tom]

If in doubt, give it a clout!

[penfold]

never do owt for nowt unless its for thisen:sleep1: