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[penfold]

the curry evening on walton mountain had got a little bit out of control with regards to the strength of some of the curries.

[arbaholic]

"Fine, take it!! Take everything, but you will never get my logs and wellington boots!!

[Dean Lofthouse]

Barak obahma is on his way and you let this pratt out, get him back in the shed now!

[combined tree services]

as dangerous brian was watching his logs by night who should turn up , none other than little miss muffits mum

[dangerous brian]

no DAVEthat guy just bought his first WOODY product.

[combined tree services]

or had he just left a woody product on top of mother tripps wood pile and she cought him in the act ????

Edited July 18, 2009 by combined tree services

[dangerous brian]

well till i seen that picture i thought i new wot piles were.

[combined tree services]

or was the elderly woman telling the bloke that delivered the logs called "brian" that she will be 130 years old before she manages to burn that pile of wet popular he has just delivered her ?????

[geoff]

Having convinced lazy George that he was in fact Joan of Ark, the ladies had to keep him on the pile whilst arrangeing for petrol and matches!

[alex_m]

 

"...and news just in... A 59 year old man from Arkansas who entered the record books last year for eating a whole tree in one sitting has just passed the resulting stool. Due to his apparent super-human like sphincter, the stool has appeared as seasoned, processed fire wood!"