Famous Customers

[s.varty]

I'm not allowed to say ....

 

Was it jimmy saville?...........

[MattyF]

Watts that all about then Shavey?

 

 

He could tell you... but would have to kill you afterwards.

[Wolfie]

Sorry lads going to trump you all

 

The queen.

 

I've worked for loads of queens.

[bobh]

I've worked for loads of queens.

 

Rent boy?? 😁😁

[wrsni]

Part of the driveway to lord verlams place , the driveway was 2 miles long , house is like a mini Buckingham palace. All the titles ( lord/lady etc) they were very down to earth people. Didn't get a cuppa though:thumbdown:

 

Billy Connolly said that you knew when someone was proper stinking rich when it took longer to drive from the entrance gates to the house than it took to drive there in the first place!

[s.varty]

Billy Connolly said that you knew when someone was proper stinking rich when it took longer to drive from the entrance gates to the house than it took to drive there in the first place!

 

Spot on, I asked the estate manager why the house was built so far away from the road entrance and he said it was all "look at all my land I own as you drive/ride to my house"

[Stubby]

Was it jimmy saville?...........

 

Nope . She was at the front of a big ship that went down though.....

[s.varty]

Nope . She was at the front of a big ship that went down though.....

 

That's the actress played alongside leon di cap, cant think of her name

[Shane]

Nope . She was at the front of a big ship that went down though.....

 

You worked for a wooden figure-head?

Was she sucking a red hot.....?

[oldwoodcutter]

In my book,any customer is 'famous' if they pay up on time,their cheque doesnt bounce,and they dont phone a few weeks later to say they've noticed a hairline crack in the fence panel under the tree,so you'd better pay for a replacement and come and fit it free of charge.