The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[westphalian]

Well I’m 53, 3 years til I retire and the only things that I am getting better at are drinking,eating, grunting when I move and growing my gut

[Stubby]

Just now, westphalian said:

Well I’m 53, 3 years til I retire and the only things that I am getting better at are drinking,eating, grunting when I move and growing my gut

Its in the rules Westie mate !

[Mick Dempsey]

Prolly not.

 

He did say almost every man wastes a part of his life attempting to display qualities he does not possess

 

(in answer to Felix btw)

Edited November 27, 2018 by Mick Dempsey

[westphalian]

God aka Richard Dawkins, should give you the money and the wisdom you have when you are old, when you are in your twenties, so you can frigging well make most use of it

[felixthelogchopper]

2 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Prolly not.

 

He did say almost every man wastes a part of his life attempting to display qualities he does not possess

I did have suspicions that I might have been paraphrasing.

[westphalian]

While I’m on the subject, I used to think the best incentive for me to lose weight would be if my darling wife left me and I was back on the market. Now it’s ....nah...wtf...i have the internet [emoji84]

 

[felixthelogchopper]

19 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Jesus Wept,  that's an image I can do without! 

You're just jealous that fairies don't give you the horn. ?

[silky fox]

Long time since i've been on one of these.when do i qualify for a bus pass? (Still in my slippers?)

[silky fox]

Never in a million years did i think i would be driving a Skoda but like everything in my life now i use what i've learnt over the last 50 years in my choices and decisions.Life has certainlybecome a lot easier.This car flew through it's MOT and if i am ever in the position to buy and new car,it will be a Skoda!

[aspenarb]

3 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

You're just jealous that fairies don't give you the horn. ?

Thats the trouble and proves its all in the mind , the fairy wakes guys with a stiffy which some poor sods lose the second they open their eyes and spot the munter on the pillow next to them, sagging arse/tits, a gunt, bingo wings and a face like a slapped arse are not conducive to a raging stiffy.  I think the NHS should supply older guys with younger chicks first instead of dishing out eruption pills just in case the problem`s not a medical one .

 

Best I go now

 

Bob