The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[westphalian]

isn't that the norm? i think my spinal cord would have to be severed to be impotent with regards to pleasuring oneself.

she came back

[westphalian]

1 hour ago, Gary Prentice said:

Lost seven pound? I've got it! Put that on since beginning of December. 

more than likely

[Mick Dempsey]

Well, I’m confused.

[htb]

Nothing new there Mick

[westphalian]

Well, I’m confused.

It’s false weight. The pigging out probably put half a stone or more on. This is my 4th dry jan. last year I lost a stone in 2 weeks with a stone and a half by 4. Feb5th all back on again. BUT NOT THIS TIME [emoji6]

[Mick Dempsey]

No not about the weight.

 

The impotence thing, and the happily married thing.

[Gary Prentice]

41 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

No not about the weight.

 

The impotence thing, and the happily married thing.

Better storyline than Corrie this!

 

all it's short of is an illegitimate long lost LGBT child turning up.

[westphalian]

Don’t believe everything you read, that’s all I can say. I thought this thread for over 50s and I have to explain about limp dicks??

Ok. A year ago while bucking I followed thru with my chainsaw injuring my knee and lower third of my penis. It never healed right and my wife couldn’t get used to the flaccid 6” at the end. She left me for our local pizza delivery guy.

The grass wasn’t greener and I accepted her back but with the promise of a lifetime 30% discount on all takeaways.

Happy now ?

[oldwoodcutter]

This threads gone bonkers.

[Gary Prentice]

2 hours ago, oldwoodcutter said:

This threads gone bonkers.

And what makes you think that