Some customers are un real.. Its Monday ha!

[Acg128]

Hi . I live in eastbourne and have a silver birch tree which I'd like trimming . How much to trim and if could be done Tuesday? Thanks Teri

[Gary Prentice]

We're all sat at home , just waiting for 'that ' customer to ring, cos we all need. 'That ' job,

[base]

I had someone phone on a Monday night last week at 9:45pm left a message wanting his apple tree pruned by Wednesday,

 

last Friday someone phoned my land-line about some stump grinding asking if I could grind them out that afternoon..............message was left at about midday............. funny i never got that job.

[Shane]

Best one I had

'I need some stumps grinding out urgently'

'What do you mean by urgently'?

'The fence is being put up today - in fact the fencers are waiting now'

 

Answers on a postcard to......

[crackoff]

No wonder you lot are all scraping for work... you need to be more accommodating...:lol:

[Breezeblock]

Best one I had

'I need some stumps grinding out urgently'

'What do you mean by urgently'?

'The fence is being put up today - in fact the fencers are waiting now'

 

Answers on a postcard to......

 

did you charge accordingly

[NickinMids]

Normal lead in time for house builder site agent.....

[Steve Bullman]

There was a time i'd have gone out of my way for requests like this just for the highly efficient feeling it gave me....not these days though

[Copford sawmill sussex]

The worse is when you get asked to mill some timber give then a lead time and then they say, well so and so can do it sooner.

Then you get a call a few days later saying they've been let Down and could we just try and cut as soon as poss

[Copford sawmill sussex]

I think if you give an honest answer you'll get good happy customers. No point breaking anything and 9 times out of ten things are never as urgent as there beloved to be