A Ladies confession!

[john p]

Once got told we had made a ladies ovaries twitch when we were working roadside,??!!

 

 

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[Rich2484]

Once got told we had made a ladies ovaries twitch when we were working roadside,??!!

 

 

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Yeah the vibrations from that chipper really need looking at :lol::001_tt2::lol:

[CJM]

Why do you have a shirtless picture of your employee?

 

Maybe it spices things up for him:confused1:

[Daniel Jiggins]

Most of the lads I work with would frighten them off!

 

I noticed the blonde lady opposite in the cream house on today's job was standing naked in the bedroom window for a good ten miniutes admiring your good looks and bush trimming technique.

[Notmegov]

I once had a lady walk out a house with no trousers on, turns out she was splitting up from her husband and was having a little problem with the drink.

[Robert_S]

I once had a very attractive customer tell me about her very handsome gardener, she got her girlfriend round when he was working, she did not understand why I was upset that she had not invited them round when she knew I was coming

 

do you think you could have held off coming until her friends arrived? i don't have that kind of control

[skyhuck]

do you think you could have held off coming until her friends arrived? i don't have that kind of control

 

[DN22 Gardening]

Why do you have a shirtless picture of your employee?

 

He's also my nephew, pulled it off his Facebook page.

To say he loves himself is an understatement.

Lol

 

 

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[Gus McWilliam]

He's also my nephew, pulled it off his Facebook page.

To say he loves himself is an understatement.

Lol

 

 

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Haha fair enough

[ShooTa]

should do a local calender shots of him - sell them to the bored housewives - at £10 er a pop should make for some drinking funds for your crew.