Whats the best excuse youve been given for taking a sicky

[SamWhiting12]

Don't even go any further than that, this is an old man ranting thread.

 

"You tell that to the kids of today and they don't believe you".................

 

Sorry forgot that :001_tt2:

[colwoodlandcare]

After shattering my ankle 4 days in to having a cast went up a cedar to put cable and bracing in. Had a cast on for 12 weeks.

 

 

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[mtt.tr]

Not all I'm 20 I will go to work with any illness I will only go home if I'm told to. Mostly it's not noticed that I'm ill or hurting. I go in for the money I'm not paid enough to be ill. mist of my mates though wouldn't work for the money I'm paid. But it has its perks I'm unqualified now doing most lead climbing being trained. But when I do cs38cs39 I will expect a bit more money but I'm not greedy and I'm not the greatest. Just dedicated.

[josharb87]

A guy i worked with told the boss he wouldn't be coming to work tomorrow, as it was forecast snow

[Mick Stockbridge]

After shattering my ankle 4 days in to having a cast went up a cedar to put cable and bracing in. Had a cast on for 12 weeks. [ATTACH]146921[/ATTACH]

 

 

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And?.

[colwoodlandcare]

No excuse for not turning up to work. There is always something to be done. Even if it's cleaning out the truck on your hands and knees

 

 

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[mtt.tr]

When I had a motorbike I'd ride 15miles to work to get there and be told the others couldn't make it in due to snow.

[ArthurBottlesworth]

When I worked in city ( London) there was 2 inches of snow

 

Lazy git I worked with didn't show up, excuse was he couldn't get in

When I asked he lived 300 yards from tube station

Then Less than 50 yards from tube to office

 

Lazy git

 

People I worked with thought this perfectly reasonable

 

Had to give up in london

My temper was so bad I'd lock up all my muscles and pop a disc!

After having it put back twice thought this is not good long term

 

Went in to boss with resignation letter in my pocket and said can't put up with this

So he made me redundant !

Success £5k I wasn't expecting

 

Made me realize LONDON IS FULL OF TOSSERS wasting our money

 

Mind you London is dangerous in two inches of snow, full of tossers trying out their supercharded 4x4's by driving out of control and way too fast .........

[Mick Stockbridge]

No excuse for not turning up to work. There is always something to be done. Even if it's cleaning out the truck on your hands and knees

 

 

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Brown nose.....

[mixedangased]

this is the best excuse i`ve heard,

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