Questions You Always Wanted The Answers To..

[janey]

Why can't I find any bloody Special Brew in America?

 

Because you are a very, very lucky man:001_tongue: Special Brew - Satan's dribble.

 

Why is the diminutive of Richard Dick?

 

Why do you never a a song you actually quite like stuck in your head?

 

And why has it taken me this long to post on this thread?

[penfold]

why do land rovers always break down when you're dressed up to go somewhere smart or when you're trying to impress a girl?

[Tommy_B]

I think you'll find that it's impossible to impress a girl in a land rover....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:001_tongue:

[Big 'Ammer]

I think you'll find that it's impossible to impress a girl in a land rover....

 

Au contraire...

 

its a piece of piss in a lwb, theres plenty of room in the back.

 

In a swb it takes skill and experience!

[penfold]

and there's always plenty of oil around:001_rolleyes:

[coolie]

what is the meaning of life?

[Andy Collins]

why do land rovers always break down when you're trying to impress a girl?

The Green Oval badged machine's destiny is to wreak havoc amongst mankind, and is in allegiance with womankind, so you dont have a chance mate!

[Frank]

I think you'll find that it's impossible to impress a girl in a land rover....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:001_tongue:

Unless she has hairier legs than you.

[Frank]

why has the rum always gone????

[janey]

why has the rum always gone????

 

And following that, where the hell did that bottle of banana brandy come from ?