Spread a rumour about the last poster in this thread

[shavey]

Jon doesn't live anywhere near the Mendips and the only log he knows anything about is a chocolate one because he actually owns a cake shop in Barnsley!!!

 

arnie does tree work part time his full time job is knitting cardigans:thumbup:

[Woodworks]

Pats Avatar hints at the truth that he is indeed a real life crusader who goes out on his bike under the cover of darkness correcting other peoples poor tree work. His dog has to gnaw up the waste as the noise of the chipper would blow his cover.

[Dan Earp]

Dan Earp is just an anagram for Darn Ape

 

Lmao👍

[dexta]

Dan Earp formerly known as desert rat or is that dirty rat

[Pat Ferrett]

Pats Avatar hints at the truth that he is indeed a real life crusader who goes out on his bike under the cover of darkness correcting other peoples poor tree work. His dog has to gnaw up the waste as the noise of the chipper would blow his cover.

 

Im like super gran

[Goaty]

Pat Ferrett is his nickname given to him from being a teenager, when he had a save the rabbit campaign going and he went round killing ferrets with a "Pat" of a shovel

[easy-lift guy]

Johnny Walker is actually a distiller, only does firewood as a hobby. His last name is Red.

easy-lift guy

[Stubby]

Ted is a male prostitute who hangs around the lift s in posh hotel's drumming up trade ....

[Treegeek]

Stubby Is Jewish and got his name after a spot of self castration with a silky.

[TGB]

Treegeek is not one person but actually a triple collective. But none of them can correctly spell three.