Arguement thread!

[muttley9050]

Why do builders earn more than arbs?

[j r hartly]

Why does someone always see you stumble/trip?

 

trees, waves and cakes!!:-)

[eggsarascal]

You can't they're mutually exclusive.

How about; My boss pays me 2 pound an hour, sexually abuses me and has demanded that I surrender my first born to him, is this reasonable?

Usual answer, "You're lucky to have a job"

 

Just spat me beer out!

[geoff]

I think Shane is bang on right here.

 

But why do I get asked by the laundrette every visit to turn my socks out the right way & shake them, ( after peeling them off my sweaty feet so they end up inside out inside out after work), bloody saw shavings,they never mention my scants, & they are a lot worse.

[felixthelogchopper]

I think Shane is bang on right here.

 

But why do I get asked by the laundrette every visit to turn my socks out the right way & shake them, ( after peeling them off my sweaty feet so they end up inside out inside out after work), bloody saw shavings,they never mention my scants, & they are a lot worse.:confused1:

 

That's because the saw dust stays stuck to the lace.

Edited August 1, 2013 by felixthelogchopper

[JLA Arborists]

Any further suggestions for questions - then maybe I could create a questionnaire to prove the meaning of life (43) once and for all.

 

answer to life the universe and everything 42 😆

[geoff]

Why do builders earn more than arbs?

 

Didn't you know, builders just get on with the job without moaning & bitching, they get more done.

Not only that but they are clever chaps that can use a tape measure.

 

 

 

 

I used to be a builder, but it didn't work out.

[Stubby]

Hornbeam ? .......

[geoff]

That's because the saw dust stays stuck to the lace.

 

Top tip mate, I knew I could rely on you, so lacy socks too from now on:thumbup:

 

 

Where do you get yours from mate!

[RobRainford]

You can't they're mutually exclusive.

How about; My boss pays me 2 pound an hour, sexually abuses me and has demanded that I surrender my first born to him, is this reasonable?

Usual answer, "You're lucky to have a job"

 

All those benefits for 2 pounds an hour?