Philosophical one liners

[difflock]

Patience was a virgin.

 

Life is like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later you get pissed off.

 

Ya cant fix stupid.

 

The faintest of Ink is stronger than the strongest of memories.

 

Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less you taste the ****.

 

A fool knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

 

An empty vessel makes the most noise.

 

The pick will wear out before the quarry face.

Edited June 21, 2013 by difflock

[Old Mill Tree Care]

...... yep, he was sweating like a Catholic Priest in a school play ground!

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

[Old Mill Tree Care]

...... she was sweating like a whore in confession!

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

[Gary Prentice]

Give the hardest task to the laziest man to find the easiest way to complete it.

[TKO]

Give the hardest task to the laziest man to find the easiest way to complete it.

 

hahaha nice!

[born2trot]

Walking down the fairway of life you have to smell the roses as you only get to play one round - Ben Hogan

 

He who hasnt given one hundred percent has given nothing

 

Dont ask for an easier life , but to be a stronger person

 

Fall down seven stand up eight

 

Sweating like a nun at a cucumber stand

[felixthelogchopper]

Patience was a virgin.

 

Life is like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later you get pissed off.

 

Ya cant fix stupid.

 

The faintest of Ink is stronger than the strongest of memories.

 

Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less you taste the ****.

 

A fool knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

 

An empty vessel makes the most noise.

 

The pick will wear out before the quarry face.

 

I like the empty vessel one. My mum told me a good one too; 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'.

[Stubby]

Measure twice , cut once ........

[mad matty]

tighter than a ducks arse........

tighter than a pair off nuns knickers

[Stubby]

Tighter than 2 coats of paint .....