Philosophical one liners

[PeteB]

They don't put bay windows in an outhouse!

[Rhino1bam]

What will it take to satisfy man?

Just a little bit more!

[teepeeat]

you have two ears and one mouth and they should be used in that proportion, but also allow for clutching in the brain before engaging the mouth

 

if you aint living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

[Stubby]

If your not wet your not working .....

[csservices]

They don't put bay windows in an outhouse!

 

My dads got a similar one being of a large build, he always says "you don't put bay windows in derelict properties"

[csservices]

He who knows all, knows nowt

[Rich Rule]

A rather portly Aussie star called Rex Hunt was describing his days of being a slim youth.

 

"A long time ago, before there was a roof over the toolshed!"

[Adam Bourne]

Might have already been posted but two of my favourite from the past...

 

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly fingers!!!

 

And if you want something done I'll do it but don't keep reminding me every 6 months

 

 

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[Shane]

You know your self esteem is low when..

While making love to your other half you imagine that YOU are someone else.

 

IIRC that was Bob Monkhouse.

[Old Mill Tree Care]

Ahem...

 

To do this correctly, one should always use alliteration....

 

For reference... I'm sweating like a

 

1) Priest in a playground

2) Nonce in a nursery

3 Gerbil in a gay bar

4) Geordie at a jobcentre

 

HTH

 

Brilliant.

 

 

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