Philosophical one liners

[Shane]

My guys were asking me for wisdom today (they must be desperate)

 

'What do you mean by wisdom?' I asked.

They said they wanted some one liners (like you see on those crappy posters).

 

I have seen millions over the years but couldn't think of any in that instant.

 

Does anyone have any classics they are willing to share? Maybe some specific to arb work.

 

Heres an old chestnut to get it started -

 

A man proves he's a man when he stops trying to prove he's a man.

[oslac]

A drink's too wet without one . . .

 

Rich Tea Biscuits - circa 1976

[Peasgood]

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

 

Confucius (last week some time)

[Spruce Pirate]

he who ......... into wind gets his own back.

[Stubby]

If your auntie had bollox she'd be your uncle .....

[muttley9050]

That lawn you've laid is up and down like a whores drawers.

 

 

A blind man would be glad to see that.

[Stubby]

We are fetlock deep in crocodiles as it is ...( a bit under the cosh when someone wants something done on the hurry up )

[arbogrunt]

'never put your finger where you wouldn't put your c#ck!'...especially true with woodchippers!

[Mick Stockbridge]

The laziest people make the most effort.

[Shane]

Just found these two gems

 

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” – Bill Cosby

 

“Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” – Larry Winget