What your dad said

[Treegeek]

Dad used to say = a wise old fisherman said to me once, piss of kid your scaring the fish made me chuckle

[predator]

my dad buggered off when i was 3 did,nt even say sorry

[Mull]

my dad buggered off when i was 3 did,nt even say sorry

 

Might have been worse, he could have named you ' sue '

[IsaacRob]

My dad's favourite saying was " a blind man will be pleased to see that!"

Still makes me laugh now!

[Rich2484]

Something along the lines of

 

"Go away"

 

"Who's had my drink"

 

"Get out"

 

Most heard through ringing ears after a good head slap. I don't talk to him much anymore exept for asking if he is still alive that is...

[Arbtech Tree Services]

Not my Dad, but my Maths teacher (many,many moons ago:blushing:)

 

'I'll give you enough rope to hang yourself and let you carry on....'

 

How many times have i passed that one on?

[Goaty]

That bloke is so tight he'd sell his a@@@hole if he could poo through his ribs. and

 

If he tummeled(yorkshire for tumbled) in to a toilet he'd come out with a fur coat on.

 

The height aggravation is a short cock and two fat bellies.

[treedom]

My dads best advice: "yes dear"

 

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[Arbtech Tree Services]

Don't do as I do, do as I say you should do

[Langur]

Daddy he once told me "son you be hard workin' man"

and Momma she once told me "son you do the best you can"

but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said

"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head"