Funny lines that customers come out with!

[T14EES T14UNK]

It needs crowning

 

 

A favourite! 😉

[Tim Stobart Tree Surgery]

" you've taken too much off,can you put some back on again ha ha"

excuse me while i bust my gut laughing at that one.

 

Aye, no problems, give me twenty years!

 

"Excuse me, your cutting the wrong tree"

 

Idiots that say that and stand there laughing to themselves normally only have the one tree in there garden!

 

That's the one i was going to say.

[Mark Bolam]

Do you take cheques?

 

 

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[Mark Bolam]

That is a poor second to Dans 'crowning', though.

Which I love.

 

 

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[Will Heal]

Or i say..

 

Sorry mrs smith think I've cut your power cable..can you put the kettle on just to check it still works..

 

 

 

Like that one, have to try that!

[eggsarascal]

Do you take cheques?

 

 

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I'll take anything for payment apart from a travellers check.

[Ty Korrigan]

Do you take cheques?

 

 

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"I'm sorry, I seem to have used all my cheques, I'll pay you next month when I get back from the Bahamas..."

 

Ty:sneaky2:

[steve7962]

I once got asked by a customer who I was doing a days hedge cutting for who had planted a birch tree in his garden in memory of his daughter, to prunes the birch into the shape of a ballerina .......

 

I gave it a formative prune instead, and haven't been asked back yet to trim the hedges lol

[Arbtech Tree Services]

Oh it's ok, I've already spoken to the Council and they're fine with it....

 

Definitely no TPO's in this garden and besides I planted that tree myself (pointing to a 150+ year old Oak)

 

Nahhh, the CA boundary's a bit further down the road

 

 

One I can't claim but was on here a while ago - Isn't the disabled boy with the calipers on his legs doing well up there

[TTP]

I once got asked by a customer who I was doing a days hedge cutting for who had planted a birch tree in his garden in memory of his daughter, to prunes the birch into the shape of a ballerina .......

 

I gave it a formative prune instead, and haven't been asked back yet to trim the hedges lol

 

 

You should have felled it and planted a card board cut out