Funny lines that customers come out with!

[TTP]

Customer- I would like my 2 apple trees, magnolia and beech hedge tidying up and reducing to look nice over the the winter

 

Me- no problem but how do we get the stuff out?

 

Customer- didn't think about that, you will have to take it over the new extension roof where the path way

 

Me- pound signs in eyes

[nepia]

Welcome to suburbia where rear garden access is being built on. Ker-ching!

[Adam M]

They call all conifers "fir trees".

[timtree81]

I love it when you have finished the tree and they ask you to take off the little frilly bits , to leave a stob

[Pipmac]

We once had a lady and her two daughters walking next to some trees we was winching as she thought " the signs didn't apply to locals"...."And she walks her dog there every day "...!!!

[htb]

We once had a lady and her two daughters walking next to some trees we was winching as she thought " the signs didn't apply to locals"...."And she walks her dog there every day "...!!!

 

You've obviously met my mother:001_tt2:

[Mark Bolam]

You've obviously met my mother:001_tt2:

 

Brother?

 

 

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[htb]

Brother?

 

 

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Nope def mother, thinks she owns the place, rules are for others and walking her dog is the most important thing in life. Probably why shes made 85 and still going strong .

[Welshwoodsman]

Nope def mother, thinks she owns the place, rules are for others and walking her dog is the most important thing in life. Probably why shes made 85 and still going strong .

 

 

Snap- that sounds like my mum! Her dogs are her life, walks 6 miles every day, in all weathers, and at 73, looks more like 53. Me on the other hand- am 38, but look more like 68!

[Mark Bolam]

Nope def mother, thinks she owns the place, rules are for others and walking her dog is the most important thing in life. Probably why shes made 85 and still going strong .

 

I meant you must be my brother!

Sounds just like my mam!

 

 

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