Arborists Comandments

[Johny Walker]

Thou shalt always make eye contact with thy groundie before making the back cut.

 

Thy groundie shall always be prepared to work over to get finished, with a smile on his face, and thy should reward such loyalty with silver.

 

correction!!! goundie should make the eye contact with chap doing back cut !

[Husqvarna King]

Thou shalt not have an affair with the customer who wanted her conifer topped!

 

The 'I fancy tree surgeons' group is paying off then!?

[Stephen Blair]

thou shalt not fill saw in middle of lawn

thou shalt not use loppers on high tensile wire

thou shalt not trip up and put spikes through brand new nitrak boots

thou shalt not run over jerry can with mog on monoblock driveway

thou shalt not get caught having a slash by customer behind garage

thou shalt never try and shake hands with the customer who is a philidamite(so so wrong)

thou shalt never chip climbing bag and 026

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Thou must only operate thy guide bar in thy spouses log store!

[skyhuck]

Thy groundie shall NEVER pretend to be the customer, putting on female voice, whilst I am having sneaky piss behind shed or bush.

[Johny Walker]

thou shalt not fill saw in middle of lawn

thou shalt not use loppers on high tensile wire

thou shalt not trip up and put spikes through brand new nitrak boots

thou shalt not run over jerry can with mog on monoblock driveway

thou shalt not get caught having a slash by customer behind garage

thou shalt never try and shake hands with the customer who is a philidamite(so so wrong)

thou shalt never chip climbing bag and 026

 

expensive week then ?? i take you did the beech then ? have happy hoiday & chill out with the famaily enjoy

[Andy R]

Thou shall not covet your groundies butties

[treewizard]

thou shall not deadwood dead branches!!!!

[stoxs]

thy shall control one`s terets until in thy truck.

thou shall call a big tree GURT

[Mark T]

Thy shall always follow up the mandatory acceptance of tea with the phrase "easy on the chocolate biscuits!"