Xmas gifts so far.....

[bob]

so your a giver and dean is a reciever

and i just keep myself to myself

[penfold]

could that be why skyhuck was wandering in his sleep talking about fairies?

[volvo]

I've given some of my clients,

 

3 bottles of single malt.

 

10 bottles of wine.

 

2 cases of Carlsburg.

 

1 bottle of sherry.

 

Its fully tax deductible.

 

I want to be remembered next year, especially if there is not much work about!.

 

My accountant wont allow that!!.

I have to buy my own.

[skyhuck]

My accountant wont allow that!!.

I have to buy my own.

 

You need a new accountant

[volvo]

I knew you would say that but rules are rules and i aint stupid.

[Mesterh]

I knew you would say that but rules are rules and i aint stupid.

 

Dont be silly you can put anything you want through the business.

 

It's only when you get investigated that you need to worry!

 

I know a lad that thinks whatever you buy comes straight off your tax bill.

 

"tax bill of £10,000 no worry just buy a new chipper and you wont have to pay any tax!":ohmy:

[volvo]

Dont be silly you can put anything you want through the business.

 

It's only when you get investigated that you need to worry!

 

I know a lad that thinks whatever you buy comes straight off your tax bill.

 

"tax bill of £10,000 no worry just buy a new chipper and you wont have to pay any tax!":ohmy:

 

I think you guys should have a proper chat with your accountant and let him explain mine did,you will get a surprise to what he can put through your books.lol

[skyhuck]

I knew you would say that but rules are rules and i aint stupid.

 

Maybe its because my company is limited.

 

 

I have a VERY good accountant.

[skyhuck]

I think you guys should have a proper chat with your accountant and let him explain mine did,you will get a surprise to what he can put through your books.lol

 

How very patronising you are!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you so much for taking the time to share your wisdom with us fools, it very good of you.

[Alasdair]

hey come on guys its the season of good will and all that

 

plus i agree wth skyhuck giving to be remembered thats a good idea once they polish off the beer and whiskey they think oh i need work done and phone him then they think i wonder what hell get me next xmas.

 

only prob with it is they might start writting lists for you skyhuck.