Practical Jokes

[danroker1987]

CHIPPERS ROLLING!!! when the boys take the chipper off and turn around shout CHIPPERS ROLLING and watch them light up!!hahha or hide there car in the woodchip pile,

[Mayhem inc.]

While I was serving in Germany we did a job at a helicopter base and managed to get hold of a refill for a landing zone fire extinguisher, these are huge things that full of water that have a two part activator that mixes when you hit the button.

 

The refill consists of 2 small bags of powder, we decided that this could be put to better effect in the local bier keller, using some squaddie ingenuity we drained the bowl of the toilet of the pub and added one of the chemicals then tipped the second into the cistern, then retired to the bar to watch the merriment.

 

In our drunken state we hadn't factored in the effect of 200 cubic meters of foam erupting from the door with a very shaken German bloke with his trousers round his ankles, didn't see us for dust but we laughed for a long time after that one, still makes me chuckle 20 years later.

[Christopher Schroeter]

while i was serving in germany we did a job at a helicopter base and managed to get hold of a refill for a landing zone fire extinguisher, these are huge things that full of water that have a two part activator that mixes when you hit the button.

 

The refill consists of 2 small bags of powder, we decided that this could be put to better effect in the local bier keller, using some squaddie ingenuity we drained the bowl of the toilet of the pub and added one of the chemicals then tipped the second into the cistern, then retired to the bar to watch the merriment.

 

In our drunken state we hadn't factored in the effect of 200 cubic meters of foam erupting from the door with a very shaken german bloke with his trousers round his ankles, didn't see us for dust but we laughed for a long time after that one, still makes me chuckle 20 years later.

 

zat vas yoooo!!! Donner und blitzen!

[Mayhem inc.]

We were always for Anglo-German relations........

[pie eater pete]

I must be a miserable toad. Twice I got suspended at my old work for punching 2 different blokes who played practical jokes. I never see the funny side.

[Rich2484]

The trouble some people have is when it's the right time to play a joke and when it's just plain old time to crack on and work.

[adbat234]

A great one with the old style Nokia phones was to tell the owner there was a secret game of pacman in their phone.

All they had to do was press menu,4,3,3,7 and it would unlock the game.

What it did was turn their phone into turkish language

An easy fix by pressing menu,4,3,3,1 but you gotta leave em to stew for and hour or so trying to read the most bizzare text they have ever seen and get their phone back to english.

[fergusonforestry]

Lifting the carpet in the yts lads mothers car which he drove to work and putting a well dead weasel underneath and putting the carpet back down. He dosnt find out what the stench is for weeks and the young ladies stop going out with him because his car stinks.

Just make sure you are not around when the mother storms into the yard after stripping the car all weekend!!

He left not many weeks later in a cloud of dust and tears!

some guys I know put a live ferret in someones van, they didn't notice for a week!!

 

When someone is playing with some electrical item, creep up behind them with a paper bag and boom!

 

did this to a guy doing an electrical testing test with a compressor and a latex glove luckily his assessor saw the funny side even if he didn't

 

 

 

one I always like is when someones reversing into shed sneak upto the side their not watching and thump the side of the motor

[Graham]

Back in the day when everyone smoked our crew used to take it in turns to 'crash the ash'. I bought some fag bangers from the joke shop and made sure the foreman got the doctored one. He was knocking in steel stakes and the banger went off just as he hit the stake:001_smile:

 

On another occasion we were on a planting contract and I'd got my dog with me. We sat in the van at lunchtime and the dog was on his hind legs in the back leaning against the front seats waiting for titbits. In the front were two lads, one of whom was noted for his squeamish stomach. The other lad was 'playing' with the dog's underparts until he left a present that shot over the seats and onto sandwiches and dashboard.

[L W Woodlands]

hahahaha, some of these pranks are great, although some are taking things a little too far!

 

Put a horrendous porno in sawmill managers desk drawer, the one where he kept the order/receipt book. luckily was present to witness awkward moment when he opened drawer in front of customer.

 

Nearly induced a heart attack by setting off gas gun (bird scarer) inside farm workshop whilst an old fella was under his tractor spannering.

 

Slipping the 4x4s range shift lever into neutral without driver noticing causes momentary confusion, much revving and swearing.

 

Wouldnt stoop so low myself but know of a couple of people who have done a No. 2 in lunch boxes/baccy tins.