Help needed to fill massive log order!!!!!

[Johny Walker]

well its that time of year wen 1,of mi mates needs to splash out on some logs ,he is known for being very thrifty ,hes that tight he makes a ducks bum look like the tyne tunnle ,

 

WELL HES,ORDERED HALF A BULK BAG OF LOGS AGAIN !!!

 

he never ceases to amase us

[Jamespepperpot]

Hahaha, brilliant. We get orders for 'half loads' near the end of the season normally because people don't want to store them for the summer.

[shooterjim]

If you need a hand doing them let me know, reckon ive got a couple of days free to chop!!

[scbk]

Does he hose the logs down to make them burn longer

[Alycidon]

I heard of an old lady who complained her stove did not work properly, engineers were called in, when asking where she kept her wood she told them, the pond. She floated it in her pond for a couple of weeks, otherwise she said it burnt to quick !!!.

 

 

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[Stereo]

I think we can all help here. If we all send one log in the post, maybe OP can fulfil his order. I've got a chipboard pallet block you can have. It's not much but it's a start.

[treedave]

Here's a thought.

Halve your bag size and see if he still orders half a bag! You never know he might order two, cos 1 bag aint enough!

[Fahrenheit]

Hehe. We get asked for half loads but I won't do them. Waste of time.

 

Last time I got asked I told them to buy a full load and give half of it to somoone else:)

[eggsarascal]

I hate it when i get those massive orders in at this time of year.....Don't half put the pressure on

[muldonach]

I would suggest that he puts it out to tender

 

cheers

mac