How to wash a cat.

[tommer9]

This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.

 

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

 

 

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

 

 

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

 

 

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

 

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

 

 

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

 

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

 

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

 

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Your sincerely.....

The dog!

[burrell_]

:lol:

i tryed to wash my girlfriend cat when it had fleas it was hard work i should have read this first

[born2trot]

I've got two , can you do a double rinse or do I have to buy a bigger toilet ?

[Johny Walker]

pmsl :laugh1:

[easy-lift guy]

As a Cat owner I find your suggestion offensive, however highly effective I am sure. Thanks for sharing.

easy-lift guy

[Mesterh]

I would get a bigger bog and throw a dog in there .

[blazer]

As a Cat owner I find your suggestion offensive, however highly effective I am sure. Thanks for sharing.

easy-lift guy

 

Don't worry it's British humour - like on the TV few yrs ago showing pushing grannies off cliffs into the sea.

 

Also the joke about washing parrots - worked ok survived the washing m/c untill it was wrung out

[difflock]

Gee,

An I was going to suggest an up-side-down supermarket trolly & a pressure washer?

[Mark James]

Delicate wash in the machine at 30 degrees and a 800 spin should do the trick.

 

 

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[Le Sanglier]

Anyone else not happy about this thread?