Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Log-ologist]

one for describing a loose woman.

 

" shes been banged more times than a salvation army drum"

[bob]

strap a plank to your back

[Mike Hill]

strap a plank to your back

 

Like shagging a glass of water

[skyhuck]

Like shagging a glass of water

 

Like the top of a welly.

[PeteB]

Like a sausage in a shirt sleeve.

[vduben]

it happens to the best of us!!

[craig]

shes only been with 2, birmingham and bristol!

 

shes got pu*es like, fuse wire!

 

last time i saw an a**se like that it had saddle bags on it!

 

shall i prune it at ground level

 

it ill be reet

 

kick her in the belly and ride the waves

 

i could drink her pretty

 

son shes gotta mouth like an outboard motor

 

go over their and ask tom for a "long wait"(classic)

[PeteB]

Ask Tom for a

 

glass hammer

 

left handed screwdriver

 

bag of grinding sparks

 

long stand

 

pot of elbow grease

 

bottle of pidgeons milk

[treejumper]

My favourite for many years is

" Its like trying to herd cats "

[benhudson treeworks]

Throwin a sausage down an alley

 

You Cant polish a turd

 

oooooh ...thats gonna b expensive

 

your mistakin me for someone that gives a f*+k

 

for real

 

beaten about the face with the ugly stik

 

can you beleive it !

 

unbelievable

 

typical

 

women !